Check the date
Time to spend some dough
No jump rope
But a whole rap show
I go nutso to see Eminem
Cost a gem
But I’ll be pouting for him

Cash spent!

Till money, money runs dry
“J-U-L-I”
Name’s up in the sky
And I’ve gotta
Wanna
Date Harry Potter
(Dan Radcliff)
Show him to my friends, swap spit

My party is for only me
I’ll throw a fit
If attention's on other kids
Complaining just won’t quit

Want a new car
Or to scuba Cuba
Parents fight it
I start to pout and they’ll buy it
Par-tay’s the est-bay
Of the ang-day ear-yay
(Ha! Ha!)
Showing I’m ritzy with an all out Birthday
(Oooh)
Yo! The guests here are infamous
(Ha Ha!)
Even Biggie Smalls made it

Gettin’ ritzy presents
(Have A Great Happy Birthday!)
(Fla la la la la la)

Turnin’ sixteen remix
(Have A Great Happy Birthday!)
(Fla la la la la la)

Greedy spoilt princess
(Have A Great Happy Birthday!)
(Fla la la la la la)

Gonna Richie Rich it
(Have A Great Happy Birthday!)
(Fla la la la la la)

Yup!
I might bawl like a kid
If I don’t get it all
I will throw a big fit
Bourgeois?
I guffaw
Wealth is no mirage
I can never get enough
Of the stuff and fluff
Nah!

Huge tips for the waiters
Who cater
Even more for the ones
That fight alligators
And for entertainment
Juggling figure skaters
Virtual-reality setup
From the gamers

I’m such a diva
With a big fur coat made of cheetah

Cake’s brought in by truckers
The chocolate bliss
Mountainous
Finest chef picks
Licking your lips

Malls, Offices the Buffets and the Church
Send me gifts
Cause my dad is their boss, their boss
A yes, yes, ya’ll go and shop!
(Ooo)
I’m the richest girl
(Worldwide)
I kid you not

Friends are greedy of it
(Have A Great Happy Birthday)
(Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!)

Havin’ emcees throw it
(Have A Great Happy Birthday)
(Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!)

Gettin’ tipsy a bit
(Have A Great Happy Birthday)
(Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!)

Shows on TV for it
(Have A Great Happy Birthday)
(Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!)

The party’s a blast until that night
Making my mouth drop
There’s a scream of fright
My Lamborghini Diablo’s green not white!
Can’t drive a green car it’s so not right!

People live to please me
Don’t know why cause I’m a b*tch and sleazy
My selfish attitude can make you queasy
I’d sell my own mom for just lip balm
No, I won’t give thanks for the party of the millennium
I deserve it cause I’m blonde and dumb
(Aa ah)
Spolit brat with private school chums
Far from slums

Bye!
See ya!
Hope you had a thrill
But we’re finished
Blame drunk Lindsay Lohan’s beer heavin’
All over my hot top, and now I’m greiving
See you all next month come freely
Cause it’s Christmas Eve
I’ll own Chile
(Ha ha)

Super wealthy princess
(Have A Great Happy Birthday!)
(Tada! Tada! Tada!)

Very famous boyfriends
(Have A Great Happy Birthday!)
(Tada! Tada! Tada!)

All I want I get it
(Have A Great Happy Birthday!)
(Tada! Tada! Tada!)

Done and finished with it
(Have A Great Happy Birthday!)
(Tada! Tada! Tada!)