Song Parodies -> Pangaea

Original Song Title:

"Miami"

Original Performer:

Will Smith

  
Parody Song Title:

"Pangaea"

Parody Written by:

Alex J

Alfred Wegener coined the term Pangaea in the 1920s and he died before his theory was proved to be true. He's to you Al
Here I am in a place a long time ago
In Pangaea, the base for the world we know
Everyday like an oven blast, likely it’ll be your last day,
Just sand and sun, okay?
Pre-historic reptiles roaming free around the shop
In the harshness of the deserts the attacks don’t stop
On the coast its wetter, but it ain’t no better.
Lotsa giant alligators with a mean vendetta
Ain’t no humans, no mammals there to see
Real hard to breathe
Europe’s under all sea. Dragonflies, centipedes, all kindsa species
Wingspans, the width of Mitsubishis
The continents are crushed up together
It’s messin’ up the planet with extremes of weather
This the type of continent to test your mettle
Pangaea a New World you’re insane to settle

Welcome to the planet where the heat is on
The Pacific is gigantic, the Atlantic’s gone
Welcome to Pangaea
Supercontinent Pangaea
Hiding from the glaring of the desert sun
Or dying in the teeth of a Belodon
Supercontinent Pangaea
Welcome to Pangaea

Near two hundred fifty million years in the past
Such a long span of time, can’t contrast, it’s so vast
Dinosaurs all, semi-evolved
Problems with the origin of species are all solved.
If you think you can be catching something real tay-stee
In a fishing boat a-floating in the Tethys Sea
You be getting something you were not prepared for
Like a sixteen foot, one tonne Ichthyosaur
Dragging you to the floor
Of the sea you explore, fifty miles from the shore
Scene of total gore
Hurricanes gaining speed on the Panthalassic
It’ll be just the same ‘til the mid-Jurassic
So get outta town
Could drown, on the solid brown
200 mile winds bringing me down
And there ain’t no planet in the universe
This bad, in my opinion there is nothing worse
Pangaea

Welcome to the planet where the heat is on
The Pacific is gigantic, the Atlantic’s gone
Welcome to Pangaea
Supercontinent Pangaea
Hiding from the glaring of the desert sun
Or dying in the teeth of a Belodon
Supercontinent Pangaea
Welcome to Pangaea

And now sometime quite soon, maybe this afternoon
This earthly symphony of life is gonna change its tune
At the Permian-Triassic boundary distinction
We're gonna have ourselves our own mass extinction
Y’all don’t understand
We’ll lose four fifths of the life in the sea and the land
But on the other hand
It allowed our ancestors to thrive and expand
Ready for man
Blam! So what did it?
No one knows for sure what was the culprit
A meteor hit? A volcanism surge fits
Or a methane hydrate greenhouse effect on the climate, now that’s shit
You can walk pole to pole without using a boat
But the air is so harsh it would sear your throat
It’s certainly Earth, Jim, but not as we know it, y’know?
Pangaea, Wegener was right

Welcome to the planet where the heat is on
The Pacific is gigantic, the Atlantic’s gone
Welcome to Pangaea
Supercontinent Pangaea
Hiding from the glaring of the desert sun
Or dying in the teeth of a Belodon
Supercontinent Pangaea
Welcome to Pangaea
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John Barry - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
An intelligently designed parody, with mucb superb rhyming.
Tommy Turtle - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
So, there's been Global Cooling since then, huh? Good thing Al Gore wasn't around, or he'd have called for massive tax increases and regulations requiring everyone to burn more fossil fuels to prevent the cooling... 555 for your well-written and instructive geolog-epic. ("Mitsubishis" LOL)
2Eagle - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Geology 101 in a nutshell.
Kristof Robertson - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Big effort here, Alex...a very erudite piece. 555
littleCupCakes - December 18, 2007 - Report this comment
555 for a T-Rex delight!

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