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Song Parodies -> "Elves in Black"

Original Song Title:

"Men in Black"

Original Performer:

Will Smith

Parody Song Title:

"Elves in Black"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

How do the elves keep the forests of Middle Earth safe? Now you know, but, really you don't!
Good elves dress in black remember that
Just in case we ever face to face and make contact
The title held by me...E.I.B.
Means what you think you saw, you did not see
So don't blink
Think what was there but now's gone
Black robes with the black hoods on
Walk in shadows move in silence
Guard against out-of-forest violence
But yo, we ain't on no official list
We straight don't exist
No names and no trace
Saw something strange -
Watch your back
Cause you never quite know where the E.I.B.'s is at

Uh and...

Here come the Elves in Black (Elves in Black)
The forestry defenders (Uh oh, uh oh)
Here come the Elves in Black (Elves in Black)
They won't let you remember (uh uh, uh uh)

Now from the deepest of the darkest of night
On the horizon, bright light in the site tight
Palintiirs zoom, only your pen been doom
But then like BOOM, black robes fill the room
With the quickness talk with the witnesses
Hypnotiser, normaliser
Vivid memories turn to fantasies
Ain't no E.I.B.'s
Can I please
Do what we say that's the way we kick it
Ya know what I mean
I say my noisy cricket get wicked on ya
We're your first, last and only line of defence
Against the worst scum of the planes
So don't fear us, jeer us
If you ever get near us, don't jeer us
We're fearless
E.I.B.'s freezin' up all the flak
What's that stand for?
Elves in Black.

The Elves in Black

The Elves in Black

Let me see ya just bounce it with me
Just bounce with me
Just bounce it with me c'mon
Let me see ya just slide with me
Just slide with me
Just slide with me c'mon
Let me see ya take a walk with me
Just walk with me
Take a walk with me c'mon
And make your neck work
Now freeze

Oh oh oh oh!

Here come the Elves in Black (Elves in Black)
The forestry defenders (right on, right on)
Here come the Elves in Black (Elves in Black)
They won't let you remember (uh uh, uh uh)

A-ight check it
Let me tell you this in closin'
I know we might seem imposin'
But trust me if we ever show in your section
Believe me it's for your own protection
Cuz we scrye things that you need not see
And "port into places that you need not be
So go with your life
Forget that Mordor rap
Show love to the black robe
Cuz that's the elves in
That's the elves in...

Here come the Elves in Black (Here they come)
The forestry defenders (forestry defenders)
Here come the Elves in Black (oh here they come)
They won't let you remember (uh uh, uh uh)
This paraody of the "Men in Black" theme is an original and I can prove it. If you use these lyrics, please attribute them to me.

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ME - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
This is so not cool

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