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Song Parodies -> "I Will Always Shove You"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Always Love You"

Original Performer:

Whitney Houston..Earlier by Dolly Parton

Parody Song Title:

"I Will Always Shove You"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Here in this school
I will stay on your ass every day
You're a punk, I'm a hunk
I'll rule your life in a miserable way..

And I-I Will Always Shove You-oo
I-I Will Always Shove You
You-oo, you nothing you, hmmm

Drop right down on your knees
When you see me out in the hall
If you don't, or you won't
I'll beat you bloody all over the wall..

And I-I Will Always Shove You-oo
I-I Will Always Shove You

I'm gonna' smash your face
If you don't beg or obey me
You're just a puss. I'm your nightmare, Man..
I'll blacken both your eyes, so you can't see

Yes, I-I Will Always Shove You-oo
I-I Will Always Shove You
I Will Always Shove You
I Will Always Shove You
I Will Always Shove You
I-I Will Always Shove You..

Hey! What's that a gun?
Ha! you ain't got the guts, Dude..

BANG!

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Arwen - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Dammit...I hate it when you guys make me think...

This is emotionally stirring, AFW...to say the least. I'm hoping you're not the guy on either end of this spectrum...
AFW - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Arwen....No, not actually auto-biographical...school days were quite a few ago...but this animalistic part of human nature, was around then, as it is today...just tryin' to draw some attention to it
alvin rhodes - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
great ending...lol...5s
AFW - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin
Red Ant - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Can't remember TOS that well (Whitney's version) but profound.
AFW - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red
MrMacphisto - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
This is sadistically humorous song, especially if you notice the disturbing similarities of the character in this song and Bobby Brown.
Yet Another Dutchman - October 01, 2005 - Report this comment
544. I liked it.
Johnny D - October 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody. I didn't get a gun. I got a black belt.
AFW - October 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mac, ....Bobby Brown?..I wasn't thinking of that, but good comparison...........> Thanks, Yet,...........> And thanks, Johnny

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