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Song Parodies -> "Itīs Not Hasis But Itīs Cocaine (A Song for Whitney Houston)"

Original Song Title:

"Itīs Not Right But Itīs Okay"

Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"Itīs Not Hasis But Itīs Cocaine (A Song for Whitney Houston)"

Parody Written by:

Matti Juhani Salmela

The Lyrics

I donīt like Whitney Houston very much. Period. And yes, I know that the original music of INRBIO would have to be changed a bit to fit my lyrics...
That night was cold and you were gone, like always
I did some research
And I found some white powder, oh sure I did (what was it?)
It wasnīt for washing, because I tasted it, donīt ask me why (we wonīt)
It turned out to be cocaine that youīve been buying (cocaine?)

Itīs not hasis, but itīs cocaine
Iīm gonna take it anyway
Why did you leave it there?
In the fridge near my milkshake
Itīs not hasis, but itīs cocaine
Well I tasted it and took it yeah
Saw pink elephants flying here
And got very intimate with Richard Gere

When you came home, you found me by our bed, yes you did
You did nothing, you just went right to sleep (what a bastard!)
In the morning as I woke up you were making out with our maid (no way!)
Now whyīd you do that, sheīs over 60!? (a fossil!)

Weīve been through this so many times
And nothing you do is right, right, right
Guess the gardener wasnīt good enough for you
No wonder he just subpoenad us (gonna lose my mind now)
My mother was right all along
Butchers can only mean harm
Why canīt you act like a normal human being? Huh?
Itīs time I run away with your bro
Now how about that?

Itīs not hasis, but itīs cocaine
Getting addictedīs all I care
The powderīs all I got
And it will never leave me cold
Itīs not hasis, but itīs cocaine
The best thing my man ever gave
This affair will last for long
Thatīs the only thing I really want

Itīs not hasis, but itīs cocaine
No copīs ever gonna catch me, hey
Iīm getting higher day by day
Lifeīs getting better, thatīs my way
Itīs not hasis, but itīs cocaine
I know a guy whoīs at DEA
He can supply me with this stuff
Iīm sure itīll be OK with Richard

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Kimberly G. - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
lmao that if funny as hell
Bawlla - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey I'm not saying your parody isn't good... it's actually funny, but I just had to say that if you do cocaine you definatly don't see pink elephants. Actually you don't see anything. You just get jumpy and wig out. So you might want to check your resources. Peace I'm out.
mufasa - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
actually you see pink elephants when you get tipsy. really tipsy
ANA MALESEVIc - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment

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