-> "New York Nothings"
Original Song Title:
"I Have Nothing"
Parody Song Title:
"New York Nothings"
The Lyrics
New York is always a Yankees town
And I'll never trade their pinstripes for the Mets
I still dread sitting in airplane noise
No wonder the Mets cannot win much at all
I will always love the Yanks, it shouldn't matter
I don't wanna have to go to Flushing, Queens
Everybody beats the Mets, we know this for sure
At least pilots don't land planes in the Bronx
And one good team's better than none
I don't like the Mets anyway
I enjoy laughing at them
That's why the Yanks own New York
I am ashamed of Queens
New York Nothings, Nothings, Nothings
Cause I hate the Mets
Oh yes, oh yeah, yes...
A-Rod and Jeter made the right choice
They'd rather win rings with the New York Yankees
Mmm, there may have been times that the Mets owned New York
They were better than the Yanks, but those days are gone now
I will always love the Yanks, it shouldn't matter
I don't wanna have to go to Flushing, Queens
Everybody beats the Mets, we know this for sure
At least pilots don't land planes in the Bronx
Shea International Airport...
And one good team's better than none
I don't like the Mets anyway
I enjoy laughing at them
That's why the Yanks own New York
I am ashamed of Queens
New York Nothings, Nothings, Nothings...
Cause one team's better than none
I don't like the Mets anyway
I enjoy laughing at them
That's why the Yanks own New York
I am ashamed of Queens, I'm so ashamed of Queens
Don't you ever root for the Mets
New York Nothings, Nothings, Nothings
Cause I hate the Mets
Ooh, yes I hate the Mets, oh...
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