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Song Parodies -> "Stupid Wind"

Original Song Title:

"Colors of the Wind"

Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"Stupid Wind"

Parody Written by:

Paul Morton

The Lyrics

While camping, a friend was trying to light a fire, but the wind kept blowing out the match. Finally he said "Stupid wind", and I said "I think I feel a parody coming on."
You think that you are gonna build a fire.
You think you're gonna build a mighty flame.
But as you bring the lit match to the tinder,
It extinguishes, a puff of wind's to blame.

You think you've found the problem with your golf swing.
Keep your head down and watch your follow through.
But as you hit the ball into a wind gust
It does things you never meant for it to do.

It may never be as strong as a Malay typhoon
Or wreck the coast like Hurricane Corrine.
If it just disrupts the flight path of your Frisbee,
That's when you will hear yourself say "Stupid wind."

Come race a yacht from Maine down to Virginia
Or watch windmills in Holland grinding grain.
You'll find that wind is not always destructive.
Many times we can use it for our gain.

The jet stream and the trade winds are my brothers
The north wind and the zephyr are my friends.
They're formed combining air and sun and water
In a cycle, in a loop that never ends.

How high does the Chinese kite go?
If you had no wind, then you'd never know.
And you'd never take a ride in a hot air balloon.
It'd go straight up, but then it'd only spin.

You could make the air stand still,
But you'd sweat to death until
You find yourself say "Where's that stupid wind?"

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... - September 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Wasn't "colors Of The Wind" sung by Vanessa Williams?
... - September 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Actully, Vanessa Williams is the actual singer. The song was from the Pocahontas soundtrack
jess04 - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
You can do better
Eva - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Can anyone explain this song's lyric? It seems to have a great indept meaning in it. Thank you.
Tashi - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Hi, I've written a couple parodies before on this sight, and I just thought I'd let you guys know--since you're arguing 'bout Vanessa who sung it and all--: 1.) Vanessa Williams DOES sing the song 2.) If you enter "All These God-Damned Cliques" (my parody of 'Colors of the Wind), guess who was the first-ever person to submit a review?? VANESSA WILLIAMS!!!
Raphaella So - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
god nice one. i should show this to my dad cus he's a golf player. lolz

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