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Song Parodies -> "Somebody Bigger Than You And I"

Original Song Title:

"Somebody Bigger Than You And I"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"Somebody Bigger Than You And I"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Somebody bigger..than b'loney around
His bazooka..weighs ten pounds
Bigger than..Long Dong Sil--ver
No one this big,..there ever were..

Somebody bigger..than old Milton Berle
More than enough..for any girl
Bigger than..your biggest gun
At his, one glimpse..can really stun (c'mon)

That beast when released..hangs to his knees
He packs a package..like FedEx never sees
So huge is the bulge..there, around his fly (He's)

Somebody Bigger Than You And I
Big Rod is bigger,
Somebody bigger
He's bigger, he's bigger than you
He's bigger than me..
Big Rod is, My God, He's..Ohhh

Now, who makes the ladies..faint from the sight, yeah
And who makes Urologists..shake with fright, uh
Who's got enough to make..Courtney Love cry...
You know, you know, you know,
Somebody Bigger, yeah..Than You And I...
Somebody Bigger Than You And I
Bigger Than You And I..

He sure should be..in the Guiness book
Girl, better say your prayers..if he's astride you
He will divide you,..like Moses did the Sea..

If your man's tiny, and if you dare
Just call up Big Rod, and he'll take it,
He'll take it from there..he's known everywhere..
He runs an escort service..for babes in despair..
Somebody Bigger, yeah
Somebody Bigger than me and you
Bigger Than You And I
Somebody Bigger,
Big Rod is Bigger than you
Bigger Than You And I..

He oughta' be in the Guiness book
Girl, better say your prayers..if he's astride you
He will divide you,..like Moses did the Sea..

Somebody Bigger Than You And I
Bigger than the biggest guy,
Bigger than a baseball bat
Super big, how big is that?
And he's got big feet, wears size "Thirty" shoe
Ain't no babe that he can't do
It's phatter than the phattest phat
Bigger than a Shaq attack....

Somebody Bigger Than You And I
Big Rod is bigger
Somebody bigger,
He's bigger, he's bigger than you
He's bigger than me..
Big Rod is..My God, He's..Ohhh




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Kristof Robertson - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey AFW, thanks for the tribute, mate!!! ;-) 555
Dee Range - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Yesterday I watched a Candid Camera style video clip on JibJab, where a waiter in a restaurant stuffed a big rubber wang in some tight white spandex-like pants, and waited on several tables of ladies. This could have described those ladies reactions perfectly!

Loved the 'divide you like Moses did the sea" line especially. BIG 5's

btw, security code is AFG...almost hit your monicker right on the head!
alvin - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
screamingly funny...especially the moses line
2Eagle - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
And you find poo songs offensive?
AFW - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof...take a bow....and thanks, Dee, funny story..Sec. code's do get spooky sometimes...and thanks, alvin....................2Eagle....no, I don't find most poo songs offensive...I'm not sure what you're referring to...I never made any comment stating that...in fact, I've done a few, myself...and if your question means that you find this offensive....sorry, about that...all done in the spirit of good clean spoofing fun...have a nice day
McKludge - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
He's got an armadillo in his trousers :-)
59Eagle - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I, for one, don't find ALL poo parodies offensive. Just the ones that go over the line. I don't know what poo has to do with anything anyways; why the subject was brought up is beyond my comprehension.

By the way I liked this one. However, I don't think every instance of the title needed to have all the words capitalized. Still, it gets a high rating from me.
Random Madeupperson - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS but it has a good concept.

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