Somebody bigger..than b'loney around
His bazooka..weighs ten pounds
Bigger than..Long Dong Sil--ver
No one this big,..there ever were..

Somebody bigger..than old Milton Berle
More than enough..for any girl
Bigger than..your biggest gun
At his, one glimpse..can really stun (c'mon)

That beast when released..hangs to his knees
He packs a package..like FedEx never sees
So huge is the bulge..there, around his fly (He's)

Somebody Bigger Than You And I
Big Rod is bigger,
Somebody bigger
He's bigger, he's bigger than you
He's bigger than me..
Big Rod is, My God, He's..Ohhh

Now, who makes the ladies..faint from the sight, yeah
And who makes Urologists..shake with fright, uh
Who's got enough to make..Courtney Love cry...
You know, you know, you know,
Somebody Bigger, yeah..Than You And I...
Somebody Bigger Than You And I
Bigger Than You And I..

He sure should be..in the Guiness book
Girl, better say your prayers..if he's astride you
He will divide you,..like Moses did the Sea..

If your man's tiny, and if you dare
Just call up Big Rod, and he'll take it,
He'll take it from there..he's known everywhere..
He runs an escort service..for babes in despair..
Somebody Bigger, yeah
Somebody Bigger than me and you
Bigger Than You And I
Somebody Bigger,
Big Rod is Bigger than you
Bigger Than You And I..

He oughta' be in the Guiness book
Girl, better say your prayers..if he's astride you
He will divide you,..like Moses did the Sea..

Somebody Bigger Than You And I
Bigger than the biggest guy,
Bigger than a baseball bat
Super big, how big is that?
And he's got big feet, wears size "Thirty" shoe
Ain't no babe that he can't do
It's phatter than the phattest phat
Bigger than a Shaq attack....

Somebody Bigger Than You And I
Big Rod is bigger
Somebody bigger,
He's bigger, he's bigger than you
He's bigger than me..
Big Rod is..My God, He's..Ohhh