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Song Parodies -> "Drugs Make Everything Right"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Your Baby Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"Drugs Make Everything Right"

Parody Written by:

iheartcake356

The Lyrics

Drugs are stupid. Just ask Whitney.
From the moment I shot up
For the very first time
I was able to explore
The depths of my mind
You're right, this is magic boy
But how will I explain
That I am-a, I am-a horrible mess and
Addicted to, hooked on that sweet stuff, cocaine, with you Bobby
Did you get the goods, Bobby?
I wanna fly so high tonight
Just call Larry, baby
He'll be here in a hurry
He's got the best stuff that
Money can buy

Whenever I'm feelin' blue
Or don't want to look at you
Drugs make everything right
We can take ecstacy
Or make our own meth, you see
Drugs make everything right

From the second you showed me
How to use a crack pipe
I just didn't get it
Was my first time
Ev'rything turned purple
And I started to fly
Well now I don't, now I don't feel anything I just
Need it to, need it to keep me alive, no more pleasure
But at least I can measure
Enough coke so I do not die
Oh, why do you beat me
Please stop hitting me Bobby
There's more in the closet
We can get high

Whenever I'm feelin' blue
Or don't want to look at you
Drugs make everything right
We can take ecstacy
Or make our own meth, you see
Drugs make everything right

What is it you want from me?
I gave away ev'rything
Drugs make everything right
Have such bad luck with you
But now I am stuck with you
Drugs make everything right

Whatever went wrong, boy?
It's because of you, Bobby
And ain't it the truth, boy
It's only your prerogative
What else can I do, boy
But just stick with you, Bobby
I am-a, I am-a horrible mess and
Addicted to, hooked on that terrible stuff, that's cocaine
Oh yeah

Whenever I'm feelin' blue
Or don't want to look at you
Drugs make everything right
We can take ecstacy
Or make our own meth, you see
Drugs make everything right

What is it you want from me?
I gave away ev'rything
Drugs make everything right
Have such bad luck with you
But now I am stuck with you
Drugs make everything right

This time it's fatal
Face down on the table
You probably took too much
Isn't it tragic
You just had to have it
You look so diseased
That I don't even want to touch
Your head hit the table
You're no longer able
You didn't know when to stop
From you, I am free
And right now I can see
That drugs can ruin your life

Drugs make everything right

Whenever I'm feelin' blue
Or don't want to look at you
Drugs make everything right
We can take ecstacy
Or make our own meth, you see
Drugs make everything right

What is it you want from me?
I gave away ev'rything
Drugs make everything right
Have such bad luck with you
But now I am stuck with you
Drugs make everything right

Whenever I'm feelin' blue
Or don't want to look at you
Drugs make everything right
We can take ecstacy
Or make our own meth, you see
Drugs make everything right

What is it you want from me?
I gave away ev'rything
Drugs make everything right
Have such bad luck with you
But now I am stuck with you
Drugs make everything right
(fade)

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Ravyn Rant - June 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Send it to Whitney! Love the chorus - "whenever I'm feeling blue, or don't want to look at you" - just perfect. 555

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