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Song Parodies -> "Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey Singing While On Crack and/or Cracking Up"

Original Song Title:

"When You Believe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey Singing While On Crack and/or Cracking Up"

Parody Written by:

Lenny Quites

The Lyrics

Lenny Quites Betrayed
With dog poop coming out of our ears
When they fart the pope will come
And kill Blair Underwood
Now we jump out of planes
Although the parachute might not work
We were moving all the way
To Canada in the woods

Chorus:
There can be cereal when you acheive
The pope eats quail
Quail's hard to kill
Who knows what cereal you can beleive
When you believe
Some cow named Bill
You will when you believe

In this tribal pear
When hair so often clogs the drains
Hope seems like the summer vacation
Too swiftly blown away
And now I'm standing here
My gut so full
I can't explain
Sleeping Crate
And FREAKING BIRDS
I never thought I'd say.

Chorus

They don't know he doesn't mow the grass
And it's easy to go, to go to Sears
But when behinds are flying and
Can't see or move cause you'll get hit
Pour or spill your grill tonight
And jumping the reciept

Chorus

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