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Song Parodies -> "Born Dumb and Will Stay Dumb"

Original Song Title:

"More Human Than Human"

Original Performer:

White Zombie

Parody Song Title:

"Born Dumb and Will Stay Dumb"

Parody Written by:

Rice Cube & Watt Daddy

The Lyrics

This has no bearing on either of our political views. I just took some cold medicine last night and woke up singing this. really!! ---Watt Daddy I think of this as a parody outlining the typical liberal lashings against the President. ---Rice Cube
Yeah, I am the president,
A-demolishing other countries 'cause they are weak-yeah
I wrack up piles of dead.
'Cause my daddy couldn't, I pike Arab heads-say
Bombers of suicide, freedom is a blast
Can you ragheads deny? - it
Sew up your broken skin,
Harden your heart baby,
We're gonna do it again.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's
Born dumb and will stay dumb
Born dumb and will stay dumb
Born dumb and will stay dumb
Born dumb and will stay dumb
Born dumb and will stay dumb
Born dumb and will stay dumb

Yeah, I am the usurper
Feel the world turning in my unworthy hand-say
I am cocaine head,
Captured this country
With help from Br'er Jeb - yeah
You feel victimized?
Take comfort in my pathological lies - yeah
Into eternal war,
Wrack up national debt, then wrack it up s'more.


I am the reaper man,
Squander my Yale education
Playing full scale Risk(TM), yeah!
It's been a year too long,
I'm gonna take more lives,
Goddamn I ain't done - yet!

[chorus to fade]

When in doubt, vote for Nader.

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Syncronos - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Watt and Rice Cube: crazy Watt and Rice Cube: crazy Watt and Rice Cube: crazy Watt and Rice Cube: crazy!
Know 1 can hear you dream - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
More Hewmun than Human, just look at the ears! (And profits) ;-)

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