-> "Your Jedi"
Original Song Title:
"Your Woman"
Parody Song Title:
"Your Jedi"
Parody Written by:
Chris Rutledge
The Lyrics
So why d'ya gotta pick a fight with me?
I'm a bit cheesed off, to tell the truth.
This has all come as some suprise to me,
And all these guns and stuff are kinda new.
Now I don't know your heart, don't know your mind,
But I think you need to go and just unwind.
So much for all your Jedi training ways:
You couldn't just stop and walk away,
You had to ruin my day.
Well I not very happy with you,
Going and killing 'Ben and taking Leia, too;
I could never be your Jedi.
Well, I saw my friend Yoda yesterday,
He said he never liked you from the start.
Well me, I think that you are quite insane,
So much that I don't know where to start.
'Cause you cheated Lando, then froze Han.
And now you had to go slice off my hand.
Is it in your genes? I don't know,
But I'll soon find out, that's for sure,
What made you turn out this way?
Well I know what you say ain't true
And I could never rule the world with a man like you,
I could never be your Jedi.
Well I guess what you say is true,
I guess I'm really son to a man like you
but I could never be your Jedi.
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