Every writer's thinking of that pun thing
Some rhyme that makes the song complete
You'll find we use the strangest phrases
Phrases you never knew could be

Some find it in the face of Michael Jackson
Some find it in outrageous lies
Who can deny there's no website
Funnier than "amiright"
You're writing without brains

Some find top 40 songs are boring
Some make fun of their cheesy lines
You'll parody the words of others
A funny line can make you laugh til you cry

You'll find laughs in the weirdest concepts
The kind we have at "amiright"
And when you know what my song means
You've found that special theme
You're writing without brains

So unwriteable as they may seem
You've got to spoof what songs you deem
To deserve to have song parodies
Even if you're in Crete

Well for me it's trying to amuse you
To watch the pun light up your face
To hope my song gets fours and fives too
If only from pity or grace

It's little only themes that only I think
Are worthy of a funny rhyme
And it's like writing without brains
Cause boring is my theme:
I'm writing without brains

And yes this song spoof's poorly timed
And Westlife's wasn't rhymed

I'm writing without brains
And that annoys my friends
I'm writing without brains