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Song Parodies -> "Smells Like Mike Wallace"

Original Song Title:

"Smells Like Nirvana / Smells Like Teen Spirit"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic / Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Smells Like Mike Wallace"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

When Is This Guy Retiring
He's Only 85 Years Old
He's Gonna Be 86 And He's Still On 60 Minutes
Too Old, Too Old, Too Old, Oh No
Too Old, Too Old, Too Old

In His Eighties, That Is Old
And I Don't Know What I'm Saying
But He Looks Like, Like He's 50
Still I Dont Know What He's Doing
He's So Old Like Morley Safer
Talking Like He's Dan Rather
Yeah

It's Unbelieveable,
That He's On 60 Minutes
It's Hard To Talk Like He Was
Only 100 Years Old
Too Old, Too Old, Too Old Oh No
Too Old, Too Old, Too Old

Well Were Live On CBS
And My Name Is Mike Wallace
I Don't Care How Old Am I
By My Voice I'm Mike Wallace
The Best Star Of 60 Minutes
Well, I'm Saying 30 Years
Yeah

And I Missed The Next Show
Oh Well I Guess It Time To Watch Him
And All I Know
It's Hard To Find What Others Are Watching
Too Old, Too Old, Too Old Oh Know
Too Old, Too Old, Too Old

Well I'm Hosting' And I'm Talking
And I Don't Know Where I'm Walking
What's The Message I'm Doing
Can You Tell Me What I'm Saying
So If You're Watching 60 Minutes
Look How Old Wallace Is.
Mike Wallace
Mike Wallace
Mike Wallace
Mike Wallace
Mike Wallace
Mike Wallace

Ayaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Big Red - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
One of your best yet.
shlagg - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Its an insult to kurt cobains hit song smells like teen spirit and it disgusts me
jenna - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
sorry im passionate about nirvana and the late kurt cobain. this was one song that should have been left alone. your rite it is an insult THIS IS THE ANTHEM OF THE 90'S LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!! the only good parody is "like a surgeon " by weird al yankovich

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