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Song Parodies -> "Don't Critisize My Work."

Original Song Title:

"Achy Breaky Song"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Critisize My Work."

Parody Written by:

Marianna The BloodThirsty

The Lyrics

This is a song to an annoying teacher aid at my school- her name is Carol, she's really ugly, no one loves her and she hates my work for no reason.

You can torture me
By making me do some walking.
Or make me do some schoolwork.
Or you can bore me to death
By telling me bad jokes.
Or any other way that you could try.
You can hurt me once,
But please don't do it twice.
Or else one day you will pay.
But Carol Selling please
I'm beggin' on my knees
Please don't call my work rubbish at all.

Don't diss my work
Don't critisize my work.
Because that really annoys me don't you know.
And if you diss my work
Or critisize my work.
I might kill someone who love and know.

You can drive me mad
by really acting bad.
Or make me cook you something.
Oh, you can even
make me do spray and wipe all the desks.
Don't mind a day with Zane in the gym.
Or try to torture me
With the "Eye Of Horus" dvd.
Or drive me crazy until i get bored.
Or even make me fix a broken chair.
And make me walk down the stairs.
Just please don't annoy me anymore.

Don't diss my work.
Don't critisize my work.
You know i hate you quite a bunch.
And if you diss my work.
or Crititisize my work.
You might just make me puke up my lunch!

Don't diss my work
Don't critisize my work.
You really are driving me insane.
Oh, please don't diss my work.
Or critisize my work.
You've got a black heart and a tiny brain.

Don't diss my work.
Don't critisize my work.
You're the most annoying person i know.
And if you diss my work.
or Critisize my work.
I might kill someone you love and know.
I hope she gets the message.

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 7

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Stephen Harrington - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
444, it sounds alittle off in pacing, but is pretty solid overall.
Andria - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Marianna, I AM going to criticize your work in the form that your title is misspelled. It is "Criticize", not "Critisize". I had a teacher like Carol, only much worse. 444
Marianna the bloodthirsty - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(sarcastically) Oh, i'm so sorry about that spelling error, you're so right.
Mariana - May 04, 2011 - Report this comment
@Andria Hi it's me, I know the title is mispelled - thanks for pointing it out though - and I don't mind your criticism at all.
Andria - May 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Mariana, I almost forgot about this parody... it's literally been years. You're welcome!

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