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Song Parodies -> "The Alternative Parodies"

Original Song Title:

"The Alternative Polka"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic.

Parody Song Title:

"The Alternative Parodies"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Songs used in OS : Loser" by Beck, "Sex Type Thing" by Stone Temple Pilots, "All I Want To Do" by Sheryl Crow, "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails, "Bang And Blame" by REM, "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morisette, "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" by Smashing Pumpkins, "My Friends" by Red Hot Chili Peppers, "I'll Stick Around" by Foo Fighters, "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden, and "Basket Case" by Green Day.
So...Cowabunga, yo
I'm a ninja, baby
That mutation gravy ( everybody)

So...Cowabunga, yo
I'm a ninja turtle
Mutant on the half shell

I ain't, I ain't, I ain't
A typin' really that crappily
Never gonna learn to type properly
You wanna see typin' atrocity, atrocity?

I know you don't type as bad as mine
I know you can't type as bad as mine
I know I gave up 'fore I tried
I suck, you don't, you don't, you don't

Bad I type, I type, I type, I type
Bad I type, I type, I type


All I wanna do is have some lunch
From all the squirming, I’m not the only one
All I wanna do is have some lunch
Got a bad feeling this meeting has just begun
All I wanna do is have some lunch
I need a double-cheeseburger with a side of fries and a Diet-Coke™

Help me; I'm gonna pass out
Help me; Now where is Pirates 3?
Help me; It ain't released yet
But it will get to you Yanks first

I'm tempted to move to the USA
It has more movies and Transformers
I'm sick of taking this crap ev'ryday
It's all a whole bunch of rot
I still love Aussie a lot


You were banged, banged, banged, banged, and banged.
And maimed, maimed, maimed.
You were banged, banged, banged, banged, and banged.
You are so pissed, but let it go.


Little men with anten-nas said "bend", I said "when?", they said "now"..holy cow!
My sphincter was open wideno!
Were Vulcans ever this darn mean?
Metal tube without lube..I'm a rube, and I almost cried
As it slipped inside

I said "CanI remind you
Of the other orifices free?
When you scanmy behind, do
You amuse yourselves?" Man, I'm sick of these
U-hoo, U-hoo, U-hoo F-in' Os!!


They're still at the stage like they just walked in the batting cage
I've seen better plays from a corpse that was dug from a grave!
They're still at the stage like they just walked in the batting cage
They're still at the stage like they just walked in the batting cage


I ate all the food
That you ordered
You ate some of that food
Then you said "Help yourself"

Let's just go and do this thing
Let's just go and do this thing
Let's just go and do this thing
Do this down and dirty thing


Hotdog Bun
Fill your tum
To hate would be insane
Hotdog bun
Yummy yum
Yummy yum (Hotdog Bun, Hotdog Bun)
Yummy yum (Hotdog Bun, Hotdog Bun)
Yummy yum (Hotdog Bun, Hotdog Bun)
Yummy yum (Hotdog Bun, Hotdog Bun)

Do you have the time,
To listen to me whine?
About the people living across the street.
They are one of those,
Annoying stupid fools.
They're always makin' noise,
No doubt about it.

Sometimes they stay up until dawn.
They never seem to mow their lawn.
The junk keeps adding up,
Their dog just won't shut up.
Am I just paranoid,
In my own home?

Parodies used : Ninja ( Turtles)- 2nz Bad Typing- Red Ant All I Wanna Do Is Have Some Lunch- McKludge Aussie- the_conqueror_of_parodies Banged and Maimed- S.T.G U-Fin' Os- Kristof Robertson Billy's Baseball Report- Agrimorfee My Food*- Me Dirty Thing- Me* Hotdog Bun-thayer Annoying Neighbors-lebiew 15 *= had to make it up 2007 Jack "Local Celebrity"Wilson

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 7

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2:49 AM - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
It was fun.
McKludge - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey! My first cameo!
Agrimorfee - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for the nod!! Can hardly wait for Al's next album...
AFW - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Unique and unusual
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
1's and for all!!! Ha ha ha ha!!!
Kristof Robertson - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
I've got to give ya 5's for this, haven't I? ;-) Thanks for the shout out, Jacky boy...interesting idea to parody a parodist with lyrics from other parodists (is that right? I'm confused...)
Jack Wilson - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! Agri: You;re wlecome check out Parody Party too which includes your "Hedge Trimmer" Kristof: That sounds right, actually I've parodied just about all of Weird Al's polkas, and Dare to Be Stupid
stuart mcarthur - June 05, 2007 - Report this comment
clever idea Jack and very clever execution - 555
bobpiecheese - July 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I musta missed this...I'm in here! w00t! You left out a coupla syllables, but who cares?! You should do this again, but have links to the original parodies. So people can appreciate them better.

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