He's throwin' a duck
Throwin' a big ol duck
Heavin' off his back foot
Hopes he don't run out of luck

Throwin off his back foot
until the pickoffs come
Throwin a duck
His season is done

His plays are going southward bound,
Quarterback rating is down
Just watchin as the picks go flying by

Good passes are a huge ordeal
Well all Bear Fans will strongly feel
That Grossman should just curl up and die

Oh he always gotta throw that big pick
Cut day's getting nearer
And his margin for error's getting very tight

Another pick
Well that's just great
A trade will force him to migrate
Lord, why can't we just do that trade tonight?

Because he's throwin' a duck
Throwin a big ol duck
Trade Deadline has passed so I guess that Grossman is stuck

Keeps throwin' off his back foot
until the pickoffs come
Throwin' a duck
His season is done

Oh, all of his interceptions
I think that they bother me
And his back foot
annoys me way too much

And all his pickoofs come in clumps
I feel way down in the dumps
He always chokes when he is in the clutch

And he's throwin' a duck
Throwin' a big ol duck
If you do not have a contract,
then you cannot make a buck

It is his stupid back foot
His game is never on
When he's throwin' a duck
His season is done

He's throwin' a duck
Throwin' a duck
Got a big game to lose and a pass that really sucks
It is his stupid back foot
His game is never on

So he'll be throwin' a duck
His season is done
(Season is done)