you can torture me
with some "Kappa Mikey"
or you can play some "Xialon Showdown"
or you can make me bored
by playing "Kids Next Door"
you know that will be sure to make me frown
or play "Oprah Winfrey"
oh nickwits cantcha see
your fanbase is going down real fast!
if you end your good shows
and get new stupid shows
I wonder just how that you will last!


don't play that show
that Mr. Meaty Show
the show we all want to forget
and if you play that show
that irritating show
I will blow up my TV Set BOOM!


you could get away
with "Robotboy" all day
or play some "Zoey 101" 'til dawn
let "Mr. Meaty" ceice
I'll let you play "One Piece"
don't mind a "Code Lyoko" marathon
and now here's what I think
I think your network stinks
you probably won't send "MM" out the door
so tie me to a chair and kick me down the stairs
just please don't play that stupid show no more


don't play that show
that Mr. Meaty Show
you know I hate that show a bunch
and if you play that show
that nauseating show
it might just make me lose my lunch! BLEH!


don't play that show
that Mr. Meaty show
I think it's driving me insane
and if you play that show
that idiotic show
I think I'll run a pitchfork through my brain


don't play that show
that Mr. Meaty
show the show we all want to forget
and if you play that show
that irritating show
I will blow up my TV Set BOOM!