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Song Parodies -> "Insurance"

Original Song Title:

"Callin' in Sick"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

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The Lyrics

This is probably the quickest parody I've ever written. It only took me about 10 minutes to do and I'm pretty pleased with how it came out. It's about a man filing for an insurance claim, obviously lying about the cause of the damage done to his car. Enjoy!
Hit the cement pole for only the 2nd time,
Just don't feel like paying it out, I think I'll call my guys that I,
Tried to swerve out of the way,
It was not there "till that day,
What are those little sharks gonna say?

I'm filin' an insurance claim,
"Cuz paying it off is lame,

I could say my sports car got caught in a lava trap,
I could say that it was full of other fully insured crap,
It beats taking out bank loans,
Also asking for money from home,
Oh the many things I could say,

I'm filin' an insurance claim,
Saying I'm not to blame,
I'm swearing that I've been framed,
I don't know how my car got maimed,

I can ask for anything I want to,
It's a bit illegal, now,
I can claim my money,
Give me cash! Give me cash! Can you hear me, guys? Give me cash!

Maybe I'll say that day I just saw the sun and was blinded for a bit,
Maybe I'll say I was on my way to the hospital "cuz my wife was pregnant,
They say not to at my church,
But as long as they don't do research,
I think I might just get away,

I'm filin' an insurance claim,
My car's going down in flames,
I know this isn't a game,
Signing my last and first name.
Go straight to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

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Total Votes: 5

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