Hit the cement pole for only the 2nd time,
Just don't feel like paying it out, I think I'll call my guys that I,
Tried to swerve out of the way,
It was not there "till that day,
What are those little sharks gonna say?

I'm filin' an insurance claim,
"Cuz paying it off is lame,

I could say my sports car got caught in a lava trap,
I could say that it was full of other fully insured crap,
It beats taking out bank loans,
Also asking for money from home,
Oh the many things I could say,

I'm filin' an insurance claim,
Saying I'm not to blame,
I'm swearing that I've been framed,
I don't know how my car got maimed,

I can ask for anything I want to,
It's a bit illegal, now,
I can claim my money,
Give me cash! Give me cash! Can you hear me, guys? Give me cash!

Maybe I'll say that day I just saw the sun and was blinded for a bit,
Maybe I'll say I was on my way to the hospital "cuz my wife was pregnant,
They say not to at my church,
But as long as they don't do research,
I think I might just get away,

I'm filin' an insurance claim,
My car's going down in flames,
I know this isn't a game,
Signing my last and first name.