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Song Parodies -> "Bertstown Anthem"

Original Song Title:

"Bedrock Anthem"

Original Performer:

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Bertstown Anthem"

Parody Written by:

Paul Warren

The Lyrics

I made up a city named Bertstown. It's located near Cleveland. And here are the characters on the show. I hope this becomes a good pilot for a show.
Intro-Sometimes I feel that I don't have a partner. Sometimes I feel that my only friend is the city I live in, the city of Bertstown. Lonely as I am, now I'll tell you why...

1. Well I livin' livin' livin' with my grandma.
Well I livin' livin' livin' with my grandpa.
Well I livin' livin' livin with my brother John.
We make a little love and we drink a lot of pop.
Livin' downstairs is my very own father.
He is mine and my brother John's father.
Calls me a dumb-a** and gives us all a bother.
Always mad at me always gives me a holler.
I play guitar in a popular rock band.
At the coffee house, we are the Deep Red Band.
Woodrow's plays guitar with his left hand.
How come Juan can't tune his bass? I can't understand.

Chorus-Come down to here, Come down to here, Come down to
here now. Come down to here, Come down to here, Come
down to here now. Come down to here, Come down to
here, Come down to here now. I don't know what I've been
saying anyhow.

2. My father used to date a woman named Lisa.
Now he can't stand her, what's eatin' you?
She makes cookies that can't be beat now.
Chocolate Chip or Peanut Butter, not moo cow.
Tommy loves Lisa but she loves my own dad.
But he can't stand her, this I don't understand.
Well my dad wants my mom to reach out his hand.
And Tommy can have Lisa and play drums in my band.
My cousin Ashley wears women' dresses.
He's got nails that are actually presses.
His parents split up when his mom saw his dad's dresses.
Now he's with uncle Ernie who collects boobie tasses.

Repeat Chorus

Parts of my show 'Bertstown' is heard.

3. Look at me working at the Postal place.
As a letter carrier where my feet just ache.
My boss gets mad, but he's such a flake.
I don't think there's much that I could take.
I realize I don't want to be a slacker.
My life before was a big splatter.
I nearly died when I started to hack-er.
Then everything now is just all shattered.
Virginia my girl thinks I'm a big weiner.
Now I ask 'Has anybody seen her?'
She's with John, She's such a teaser.
Nothing else now can make me even meaner.

Repeat Chorus.

Outro-Come Down to Here Now. Come Down to Here Now. Come
Down to Here Now.

Parts of my show 'Bertstown' is heard.

Paul-Can I get something to drink?

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