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Song Parodies -> "Parody Your Eyes Out"

Original Song Title:

"Polka Your Eyes Out"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Parody Your Eyes Out"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

The songs being parodied in the original and this polka are"Cradle Of Love" by Billy Idol, "Tom's Diner" by Suzanne Vega, "Love Shack" by The B-52's, "Clarinet Polka"\), "Pump Up the Jam" by Technotronic, "Losing My Religion" by REM, "Unbelieveable" by EMF, "Do Me!" by Bel Biv DeVoe, "Enter Sandman" by Metallica, "The Humpty Dance" by Digital Underground, "Cherry Pie" by Warrant, "Miss You Much" by Janet Jackson, "I Touch Myself" by DiVinyls, "Dr. Feelgood" by Motley Crue, "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice, and "Ear Booker Polka" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Eat a cradle of grub. Eat a cradle of grub Yes, the cradle of love
Look at all of this food
Eat a cradle of grub
I ate a cradle of grub
Yes, a cradle of grub
Look at all of this food

Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do)


The dwarves' shack is a little old place where
Snow White's cooking dinner
Dwarves' shack, baby
Dwarves' shack, baby, dwarves' shack
Hey!

Delete the spam (hey!).Delete the spam (hey!)
Delete the spam, delete it


That's moose in the roadway
That's me swerving in fright
Dodging moose collisions
Trying to keep on the road
And I don't know if I can do it

Oh no, I've swerved too much
I haven't swerved enough

The bugs, you slay
When you open and spray a can of raid
The bugs you slay
Their bites are so painful
(Oh!)

Cook meat, baby. Cook meat, baby
You can cook me in the morning, you can cook meat in the night
You can cook meat when you wanna cook meat
Yodalodaladyhoo!

'Tis the Night
Santa flies
And he lands
Gives you your game of Candyland

The Hefty bags, filled with trash are in the dump
Smelly, trash yeah
They are in the dump , they are in the dump
Smelly trash yeah
They are in the dump , the bags are all in the dump

Try my Cherry Pie
It's better than mincemeat and I'll tell you why
Mincemeat's so bad it makes me cry.
Eat Cherry Pie-yi-yi
Woo!

Drum solo!

I just grilled up some lunch (GRI grilled up some lunch)
I grilled up some lunch (GRILL up lunch)

I just grilled up some lunch (GRI grilled up some lunch)
I grilled up some lunch


When I've tried, everything else
When my hinder itches I scratch myself
When I've tried everything else, oh no, oh no ,oh no no no

He's the one they call Dr. Honeydew
He's the one that makes you feel alright
He's the one they call Dr. Honeydew
He's always be on Beaker's side

Lets cook it!
If I get desert, Yo, I deserve it
Check out the chow while the waiter serves it

Rice, rice Baby, and it's fried, rice, rice, baby
Rice rice baby... Tip to the Waitress!
Rice rice baby
Rice rice baby forever
I'll be your rice...rice... baby!
Hey!

Parodies being used"*"means I had to make it up *Cradle of Grub, Mel's Diner- sloatead , Dwarves Shack - Sloatead, *Delete the Spam Dodging Moose Collisions - Johnny D , *The Bugs You Slay *Cook Meat, Baby, Enter Santa - Chris Bodily TM, * The Hefty Bags, Jani Lane's Lament-Chey, *Grilled Up Some Lunch I Scratch myself - The Great Karlando , Dr Honeydew- Tokusou Sentai Blessranger, Fried Rice Baby - MSG2004 Jack Wilson

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Good. You're fond of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew,haven't you?
Johnny D - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
That's Jack at the keyboard
That's Jack in the spot-light
Fusing plagiarisms
Trying to make something new
And it appears that he can do it

555, good job, JW ! LOL ;-D
nally - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
This was absolutely excellent! I don't have the original version on CD yet, but I have heard it. You did a fine job here; 5-5-5!
neminem - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Interesting... this isn't plagiarism, because you cite all the sources - indeed, the original authors should all thank you for it, as I'm now on to check several of them. You should check your work a bit more for typos, though - this is probably the funniest one I've seen on any parody, ever: "You can cook me in the morning, you can cook meat in the night", and there were a couple other mistakes too. So I'm gonna have to give you 4/5/5.
Johnny D - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I meant "plagiarisms" as a joke - and it fits the rhyme of my little mini-parody, that's all ... Jack, you're NOT a plagiarist - you're a fellow parodist! ;-D
Jack Wilson - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Tokusou, Johnny, nally neminem and Johnny again!
raddog20002002 - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I 've been a Weird Al fan since I was 12. I give you 5s on this parody!
Agrimorfee - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
What an ingenious concept. A meta-parody. 555
Jack Wilson - September 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks raddog and Agri!

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