Oh,my baby,my baby she don't want me no more
Since she was fond of Power Rangers for more
She says the way they save the world is really awesome
She thinks they're so darn dysfunctional and fond of freedom
She likes their brooding angst and their wild-eyed stare
Yeah,that's her favorite superhero extraordinaire

Well, my baby's gonna be a Power Ranger
She's all crazy as a Power Ranger
Once she was mine,forget her,I'm in danger
'Cause my baby's gonna be a Power Ranger

Now,every time I see one,well,that wasn't grim
I guess it doesn't suck to be a Ranger like him
What a pain in the butt to have so much success
Spending all his time moping and avoiding the press
But my girl gets enough of that man named Tommy
Not a tiger-tortured genius and falcon-flying commie

Well, my baby's gonna be a Power Ranger
She's got a gun as a Power Ranger
Tell me,what's wrong,I'm not a stranger
Now my baby's gonna be a
I said I said I said my baby's gonna be a Power Ranger
Head over heels as a Power Ranger
I can't believe it,how can I change her
'Cause my baby's gonna be a Power Ranger

She's wearing a blue denim short skirt
I'll stay away from her saying,"my name's Bert"
Now she's got a morpher around her wrist
As the frustrated,agitated,designated alienated Ranger for the disaffected source of higher risk

Well, I don't wear that spandex and I don't wear a helmet
And I don't just want to be saying "hit it"
And I just can't compete with either fortune or fame
But I know two can't play at this kinda game
Yeah,well,let's just see how jealous she'll be
When I start stalking Blue Ranger named Tori

Well, my baby's gonna be a Power Ranger
She's all crazy as a Power Ranger
Once she was mine but now I need to change her
'Cause my baby's gonna be a
I said I said I said my baby's gonna be a Power Ranger
Why'd she became a Power Ranger
If she wants to leave me,she acts like a stranger
'Cause my baby's gonna be a Power Ranger