-> "Amazon"
Original Song Title:
"Ebay"
Parody Song Title:
"Amazon"
The Lyrics
A used best catalog,
A rare stuffed toy frog,
A DVD of "Pokémon,"
I buy on Amazon.
My house is filled in,
With treasure that comes in
The mail by the ton,
What I bought on Amazon.
(I wanna buy) I want some pizza mixes,
(Wanna buy) I want some cake mixes,
(Wanna buy) Other baking mixes by the ton,
I buy on Amazon.
I want some gift cards,
And some Kellogg's Pop-Tarts,
And veggie seeds by the ton,
I buy on Amazon.
(I wanna buy) Some Pioneer Woman Cookbooks,
(Wanna buy) Some other Gardening Books,
(Wanna buy) Ingredients By The Ton,
I'll buy on Amazon,
I am the one who loves everything,
Even lots off Pop-Tarts, yeah.
I shop in all states,
Like a bellhop on skates,
As long as I have gift cards.
I Want Some Nintendo Books
I Want Other Video Game Books,
I Want (x4)
(I'll place my order now)
Treasures arriving In the mail,
From that worldwide garage sale,
XBOX games by a massive ton,
I buy on Amazon,
(I wanna buy) A brand-new French fry cutter,
(Wanna buy) A new pack of cookie cutters,
(Wanna buy) A new Pepsi Blue by the ton,
I buy on Amazon
(I wanna buy) A big box of Scooby-Doo Fruit Snacks,
(Wanna buy) A big book of massive gardening facts,
(Wanna buy) Ingredients by the ton,
I buy on Amazon.
Yes, I buy on Amazon.
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