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Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Erik "Taz" Mokracek

The Lyrics

A Used Best Catalog,
A Rare Stuffed Frog,
A DVD Collection Of Pokemon,
I Buy On Amazon;

My House Is Filled,
With This Treasure,
Comes In The Mail,
By The Ton,
What I Boy On Amazon.

(Wanna Buy) I Want Some Pizza Mixes,
(Wanna Buy) I Want Some Cake Mixes,
And Other Baking Mixes By The Ton,
I Buy At Amazon,

I Want Soem Home Depot Gift Cards,
And Some Pop-Tarts,
And Vegetable Seeds,
By The Ton,
I Buy At Amazon,

(Wanna Buy) I Want Some Pioneer Woman Cookbooks,
(Wanna Buy) I Want Another Gardening Book,
And Sauces And Ingredients By The Ton,
I'll Buy Them On Amazon,

I;m The One Who Loves Everything,
Even Lots And Of Pop-Tarts,
I Shop There In All States,
It's Like A Bellhop On Roller Skates,
As Long As I Have Amazon Gift Cards,

I Want Some Nintendo Books
I Want Other Video Game Books,
I Want, I Want, I Want

I'll Place My Order,

Treasure Keeps Arriving In The Mail,
From Thatg Worldwide Garage Sale,
XBOX Games By The Ton,
I Buy At Amazon,

(Wanna Buy) A New French Fry Cutter,
(Wanna Buy) A New Pack Of Cookie Cutters,
I Also Want To Buy Pepsi Blue By The Ton,
I Buy At Amazon

(Wanna Buy) A Big Box Of Scooby-Doo Fruit Snacks,
(Wanna Buy) A Big Book Of Gardening Facts,
I Want Cooking Ingredients By The Ton,
I Buy At Amazon,

I Buy At Amazon!

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Varrick Mockreject - June 19, 2021 - Report this comment
But can you buy an official replica of Jason's school desk from The Care Bears Movie?

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