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Song Parodies -> "Die Hard"

Original Song Title:

"Spy Hard"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Die Hard"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

A man of intrigue
He's harder to die
Always has places to go
not really a spy

Danger is the game he plays
And he holds every card
'cause you don't wanna lose
The movie's Die Hard

A man of the world
So harder to bless
He was jumping the gun and
He won't make a mess

But evil's lurking
So you gotta be on guard
Cause you don't wanna die
This movie's Die Hard

He's always there
When his foes are beginning to fight
He wouldn't care if they kicked him and grabbed him
And shot him and stabbed him
Doesn't matter who's wrong or right

Facing death everyday
Is a tough job for any man
But his hours are flexible
Doesn't have a great master plan

Oh,and if there's something you hate
Allow me to demonstrate
The name of this movie is Die Hard

They call it Die Hard
You're watching Die Hard
It's the flick called Die Hard

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