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Song Parodies -> "Polka Crazy"

Original Song Title:

"Polka Power"

Original Performer:

''Weird Al'' Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Polka Crazy"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

But i tell you what i write
what i really really write
but i tell you what i write
what i really write
But i tell you what i write
what i really write
I wanna, wanna, wanna, get a pad with parodies now

If you wanna be my Pokemon
you have got to stop
if you wanna see this
that's the way you are
if you are the Polish painter
then that's the way you are

Hey!

Now,
i'm not sick but that's alright
cos i am colleagues and i see you in Hull (Hull)
Now
you're not sick but that's alright
I went to Woolworths (in '97) to get myself my arse, arse, arse

Amiright superstar
can't get so really far
parodying the songs, that you know by heart
run away with me to another place
where we can replay all the songs we used to play with
from Playmobil to a Pokemon

So dont delay, act now
whatever's your fancy
so if you want a French fancy, you've better be grown up
and that's all right with Woking cuz that's all in Surrey
we are the cats, the dogs, and the acts of Barnsley

I'm afraid we all live in Barnsley

Amiright planetary, Amiright planetary
Amiright planetary, Amiright planetary
Amiright planetary, Amiright planetary
Amiright planetary, Amiright planetary
Amiright planetary, Amiright planetary

Hello Red Ant (goodnight)
everybody (yeah)
Hello Red Ant (goodnight)
Hello Amiright
get onto my computer tonight
(Originally; 'Everybody (Backstreet's Back) - Backstreet Boys

I get knocked down
when you are the one
the animal inside of me
I get knocked down
when you are the one
the Leopard inside of me
I get knocked down
when you are the one
the Leopard inside of me
I get knocked down
when you are the one

Quicker than a Mark Lamarr
Quicker than a Mark Lamarr
Quicker than a Mark Lamarr
Quicker than a Mark Lamarr a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a

I wanna shove you around
(now you don't, now you do)
I wanna get you around
(please don't, please don't)
I wanna shove your grandaddy
well, well,
I wanna shove your grandaddy
he, he, he, he's a Wolverhampton chap

I want something else
to get my arse in this old
cellophane kind of life
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
I want a microphone that can tape my own
asshole

Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass to mouth, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass to mouth

There's hundreds of Leeds bands
like the Kaiser Chiefs
but all the Leeds bands of today march around
and release Itunes downloads
I am sick of The Human League or Madness
I am sick of The Human League or Madness

Ting-ting, ting-ting, ting-ting
ting-ting-ting, ting-ting, ting
Yes oh yay
ding-ding-ding-da-ding-da-ding-ding-da-ding
dang-ding-dang-dang-dang

I smell Richard and Judy right round here
why are they on my TV anymore
why is the TV show that had been on ITV
when Madeley went to Tescos

Beat it

and stole that champagne
dig it
and stole that champagne

it's opening time
one more time for Leeds and whatever's left can be seen
it's opening time
you can't have to be here so i am a Wisconsin bloke

I can be what i really am
I can be what i really am
I can be what i really am
up the arse

Opening
Opening
Opening
Opening
Opening
Opening time

time
(we've got an opening time, we've got an opening time, we've got an opening time, we've got an opening time)






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