You Can Torture Me,
With Laverne And Shirley,
You Can Air Some Episodes Of Tic Tac DOugh,
Or You Can Air A Block,
A Game SHow Or Cartoon Block,
Or Any Body Language Episode You Know,
Air Miami Vice,
Hey You Can Air It Twice,
I Can Watch Clue Club While Eating Ding Dongs,
But TV Stations Please,
I'm Begging On My Knees,
I Can't Take No More Of Kidsongs,
Don't Air That Show,
That Sucky Sucky Show,
The Most Annoying Show I Know,
And If You Air That Show
That Sucky Sucky Show,
I Might JustSpend The Winter In Idaho, Oooh

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You Can Clear A Room,
By Airing Name That Tune,
You Can Air Barney Miller Until Dawn,
Or I Could Even See,
Some Sale Of The Century,
Don't Mind A Tom And Jerry Marathon,
Or Air Some Jeopardy!
On CBS Or NBC,
Or Scratch Your Fingers Across The Board,
Or Tie Me To A Chair,
And Ship Me To Zaire,
Just Please Don't Air That Stupid Show No More,
Don't Air That Show,
That Sucky Sucky Show,
You Know I Hate That Show A Bunch,,
And If You Air That Show
That Nauseating Show,
it Just Might Make Me Lose My Lunch,

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Don't Air That Show,
That Sucky Sucky Show,
I Think It's Driving Me Insane,
Please Don't Air That Show
That Irritating Show,
I'd Rather Watch Game Show Up In Maine,
Don't Air That Show,
That Sucky Sucky Show,
The Most Annoying Show I Know,
And If You Air That Show
That Sucky Sucky Show,
I Might JustSpend The Winter In Idaho. Ooh, Woo