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Song Parodies -> "High School Paradise"

Original Song Title:

"Amish Paradise Paradise"

Original Performer:

Weird Al

Parody Song Title:

"High School Paradise"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

defenestrate means: to throw out a window
As I walk through the halls to my very first class
I hear the bell ring and I don't have a pass
That's just perfect for a senior like me
You know I hate boring things like trigonometry
At 6:20 in the morning I'm waking up
My dad had his coffee and he's pourin' me a cupfool
And I've been goin' to school so long
That all my teachers think my mind is gone
I'm a moron in the school; I'm into snoring
Got a textbook on my desk and my teacher is boring
But if I finish all of my work and you finish yours
Then tonight we're gonna study all about the World Wars

We've spent four years of our lives
Going to a high school paradise
I've been flunked once or twice
Going to a high school paradise
There's hard work and sacrifice
Going to a high school paradise
They sell bad food at a worse price
Going to a high school paradise

A local bully kicked me in the butt last week
I flicked him off and turned the other cheek
I really don't care and I don't wish him well
I'll be laughing my head off when he's stuck in a cell
But I never punched a teacher even if he deserved it
A student with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I don't do classwork and I can't wear a hat
But all will agree
This teacher's a hack, fool!
If you're forced to visit you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even done our homework in 300 years
But we ain't really bright, so please don't point and stare
We're just intellectually impaired

There's no cell phones, walkmans, laser lights
Not a single commodity
Writing reports for English
It's as boring as can be

We've spent four years of our lives
Going to a high school paradise
This isn't a plain and simple "guise
Going to a high school paradise
There's no time to socialize
Going to a high school paradise
We can't fight; we must play nice
Going to a high school paradise

Hitchin' up my trousers, hearin' someone stutter
Flunked a test on Monday, soon I'll flunk another
Think you are a genius,
Think you're really smart,
Well, I know I'm a million times as stupid as thou art
I'm the dumbest guy no one really wants to be like
In my seat day and night dreaming of the afterlife
So don't complain and don't be whiny
Or, my teacher might defenestrate your heinie

We've spent four years of our lives
Going to a high school paradise
All wrong, nothing's right
Going to a high school paradise
The hallways really need traffic lights
Going to a high school paradise
And you'd agree it really bites
Going to a high school paradise

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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I forgot my name. - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
"Amish Paradise Paradise"???
Neokid - October 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I never knew you could make a parody of a parody. I liked this, though!
K - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Haha... this is really cute... I especially like the part about "no cell phones, walkman's, laser lights..."
Coolio - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, at least you didn't do another parody of my too serious song Gangsta's Paradise. . .you can't parody a parody, you parodied Gangsta's Paradise--you did it well--but a parody cannot be parodied, by definition you have parodied Coolio's Gangsta's Paradise.
GANGSTA JOE - February 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah G, you parodizzled that parodizzle that fizzled for nizzle in bizzle! You now what I sizzle, homey?

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