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Song Parodies -> "Farting"

Original Song Title:

"Phony Calls"

Original Performer:

Weird Al

Parody Song Title:

"Farting"

Parody Written by:

Josh 2

The Lyrics

lol, this is funny, for some lyrics pls say them longer or rush thwm, then ull understand how to sing it
Eggs, Cheese and baked beans in one evening
The wind is building up inside you
That's when you start to rip with short and loud bursts
Clogging up the air and polluting the wa-a-a-ter
Flippin heck man you have a real big problem
Oh my gosh your starting the quiet ones now
Buddy will you ever stop letting out those noises
How will I ever get these stench out

Open Windows

Please stop ripping eggy farts
You are never having eggs and cheese in one night again
I know you think that's it's funny watching us suffocate
But it's really driving us round the bend

I have no idea why you cannot just stop it
You should start selling fart in a can
I just feel sick at the thought of your bean farts
They can even smell you over in Japan
You were even kicked out of the swimming pool
They stayed cleaning it out until four
You'll even be farting when your being fed veggies
One day some people will plug your butt with a cork
Blow it out

Please stop ripping eggy farts
You are never having eggs and cheese in one night again
I know you think that's it's funny watching us suffocate
But it's really driving us round the bend

Please stop ripping eggy farts
You are never having eggs and cheese in one night again
I know you think that's it's funny watching us suffocate
But it's really driving us round the bend

And fade
is dis funny>?

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 7

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zazza-wazza - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
yeh dis funny write more dis shiz
Dumb Ass Kid - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
No vote from me, i'm too frightened to say anything! LOL
Agrimorfee - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
You still could have written it to fit the pacing if you tried hard. "Don't go makin' runny farts/It's just something I can never get used to..." 354
Josh 2 - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Runny Farts, that just wrong man, lol
Dumb Ass Kid - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
How comes you haven't waged war with Agrimorfee? He didn't gave you all fives and he's told you what you can do to make it better, why aren't you going off it with him?
Agrimorfee - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Note to Dumb Ass-- maybe Josh can take constructive criticism? He can fight his own battles if he wants to.
Dumb Ass Kid to Agrimorfee - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Josh seriously CAN'T take constructive criticism. Take a look at what happened when I tried to help him with his 'Fountains Of Wayne' parody (posted on the 28th March 2005).
Josh 2 - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
No Mr Ass, I can take constructive criticism, but yours isnt constructive but runny farts, come on man, lol

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