In The Arena All The Crowd Is Makin Noise,
For The Rough Vicious Girls,
And The Rough Vicious Boys,
When The Boss Busted In Nearly Scared Em Half To Death,
Had A Steel Chair In His Hand And Stale Coffee on His Breath,
From His Head To His Boots He Was Covered With Sweat,
And He Said To His Son Shane I'll Make Ya A Little Bet,
Shane Looked At His Dad With A Twinkle In His Eye,
"Go To Hell You Asshole,The Union Wont Die!"

The Night Vincent Went Crazy,
The Night Al Snow Went Insane,
Realised He'd Been Talkin To A Mannaquin,
Somethin Finally Mustve Frazzled His Brain.

Well, The Arena Has Gone Now,
The Union Have Just Bombed It,
Everywhere You'll Find Pieces Of Owen And Jarrett,
King Tied Up Poor Debra And He Played With Her Puppies,
He Got So Hyper He Got Banned From Coffee,
He Got Mosh And Thrasher With An Old German Luger,
Hacked Up Goldust Just Like Freddie Kruger,
Kane Picked Up A Flamethrower And He Barbecued Sable,
Took A Big Bite And Said It Tastes Just Like Plastic!

The Night Vincent Went Crazy,
The Night Mick Foley Went Nuts,
Now Ya Cant Hardly Walk A-round The Ringside,
Without Steppin on Big Shows Butt.

Theres A Gaint Ass Party At The E-C-Dub,
Theres A Van Sent Right Down From Atlanta,
And Jake The Snake Askin For The Brown Stuff,
And The Bodies Are Flying,
The Ratings Are Rising,
And Everyones Dying To Know,
Oh Vincent Why? my-my-my-my-my-my-my He Used To Be Such A Decent Guy.

Yes,Philedelphia Now E-C-Dubyas Dead,
A Guy From The J.O.B Squad Put A Pole Thru Heymans Head,
Hey Little Friend Now Dont Wanna Hear No More Jeers,
Satan Will Be His Pretegee In About 15 Years!
But Now Gangrels In Therapy,
Max Minis Still Nervous,
Michael Cole Got A Job Workin 4 The Postal Service,
And They Say Linda Mcmahon She's On The Phone Everynight,
With Bischoff Negotiating His 9-5,

Theyre talking About,
The Night Vincent Went Crazy,
The Night That o'l Vinnie Flipped,
Broke His Back Fallin Off A Steel Cage,
He Werent Pushed The Clumsy Bastard Just Tripped,