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Song Parodies -> "Be Our Guest"

Original Song Title:

"Be Our Guest"

Original Performer:

Walt Disney

Parody Song Title:

"Be Our Guest"

Parody Written by:

Steven Fischer + Tom Coe

The Lyrics

Be. Our. Guest-
Be our guest
Now it's time to feel depressed
For we stormed aboard your starship
and put you under arrest.
There's a nice
Room for free
In block AA-23
Just a shorter term solution
While we wait your execution
You ran off
With the plans
But you fell into my hands
Now I'll push you back and onto Vader's chest!
Because I'm on your case-
where is the Rebel base?
You'll be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!

Star of Death!
Huge in size!
(though it has just seven TIEs)
When we fire up the gun, a
planetary system dies!
Looks just like
A small moon
You'll see it in action soon
Join us for a celebration
To officiate the station
Lots of guns,
Tractor beams-
The fulfillment of my dreams-
You can tell it has me suitably impressed!
This thing's my master plan
let's blow up Alderaan
So be our guest!
(As you've guessed,
You're too trusting, I suggest)
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!


You're our guest!
You're our guest!
Don't be difficult, princess!
Now you're caught, I would have thought
cooperation was the best.
You resisted
the droid
Now it's maker's unemployed
For such courage under torture
You could almost be my daughter!
All our problems
are solved
Now the Senate's been dissolved
But we must eradicate the Rebel pests!
So give us information
For interrogation
You're our guest!
You're our guest!
You're our guest!


Be our guest!
Be our guest!
At the Emperor's request
We have built a giant weapon
And believe me, it's the best!
It has one
Thermal port
And we like our troopers short
We've a hundred thousand crewman
And yet, not one single woman
It's all been
So much fun
We might build another one!
But enough of that, you've got to get some rest!
So go now with the general
to your cell and then you'll
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Please, be our guest

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

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 5   1

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Kristof Robertson - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Steven and Tom..loved the parody, and as a huge SW fan, gonna give ya 5's...a suggestion though: When you name a parody, you oughtta give a hint in the title as to what it's about. I almost overlooked this one, because the title was the same as the original. Titles often whet the appetite..I've probably missed alot of good stuff just because of this. Hope this helps. Keep writing!
Phil Alexander - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Er... I think you'll find this is Steven Cavanagh's:
EmiLoca - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for pointing that out, Phil. Well, look at it this way...imitation is the biggest form of flattery. Bad Fischer! Bad Coe!
Kristof Robertson - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I feel a bit red faced now..unless one of you is Steven Cavanagh, this is blatant theft and not on!!!
Leo Jay - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm probably the only one in this galaxy who's never seen Georgie Lucas' little space movie project thing, but this is excellent.
Leo Jay - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Hm, just read the other comments. I trust the author(s) just forgot they'd already submitted this under a different screen name, and are not STUPID enough to BLATANTLY plagiarize someone ELSE's work WORD for WORD, Senator Joe Biden!
Ethan - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
not word for word they missed a line but pretty close. Not the first time steve has had his work copied either. I'm guessing these people found it somewhere and posted it as their own without knowing it was already on the site

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