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Song Parodies -> "6th Avenue Crotchache"

Original Song Title:

"6th Avenue Heartache"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"6th Avenue Crotchache"

Parody Written by:

Paul Wooten

The Lyrics

Thank God it's only make believe.....
Those bed springs, squeakin' loud
Girlfriend screeeeams, felt so proud
I had that girl, flat upon her back
But then those crabs, launched a viscious attack


Now the same crab lice that crawled off you
They crawled on me
Then they crawled on her...
6th avenue crotchache

Kicked me out, I'm homeless, man
She said "So loooong, now hit the street"
On her bed alone, with just her own hand
For 15 years, trusted no man


I make my home, on these streets
Hot cement burrrrns, shoeless feet
Subway steam, is now how I keep clean
Still nobody, stands next to me


Look through the window, of FISH & CHIPS
I won't let crabmeat, ever touch these lips
I still have bad dreams, trapped against the wall
"Bout those critters, they're all 6 feet tall
Their claws are monstrous, pinchin' right through cars
They're after me, I just scream on


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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Birg - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Now THIS is How you think of this stuff...I'll never know.Great job Paul.. : )
Adagio - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I was curious about the title...this is all nightmaridh and good!
Paul W - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Birg, just woke up in a crabby mood one day......:) Adagio, thank you for stopping in!
Birg - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe... :-D
Rose - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
OMG Paul, very funny!! ;)
Paul Woooten - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Rose, thank you for reading this, and voting. Much appreciated!

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