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Song Parodies -> "When I'm Single"

Original Song Title:

"When You're Evil"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Voltaire

Parody Song Title:

"When I'm Single"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

I'm not as bad as the bachelor of this parody but my girlfriend says that my apartment is missing so much stuff and it inspired me to write this one!
My apartment's not too pretty
My mess smells like old socks
See this love seat is full of grease
From each pizza box
There's no estrogen in my bedroom
By the ladies I'm despised
My hallways will make them wheeze
Lysol sprays won't stop the breeze

There are flies near my shoes
Toilet bubbles filled with ooze
There's no sheets upon my bed
I dumped clothes on there instead
You will squeal if you visit
My trash bins passed the limit
See the porn I won't hide
For my pickle's delight

Cause I'm so lazy when I'm single
I've got no wife to please
Potato chips and Easy Cheese
Junk food I'll maul because I'm single
And I do it all for me
This beer's the only drink I'll ever drink

There's no women in my pad
Since my shanty smells so bad
And my closet makes them sick
Pants are infested with ticks, I don't care!
Shirts I wear have been stained with yellow mustard
It's a shame but I don't mind it
Looking rugged like a pirate

And life's so easy when you're single
There is no strife for me
My towels drip, Won't do laundry
I'll have a ball because I'm single
Since I do it all for me
Mom fears the place I stay that smells like weed

No Pledge... Or detergents... Will... Clean the marks
Of my... premise filled with rat holes
So... Much black mold... I won't try to scrub
Food lodged in all my molars, My breath stinks
I'm lonely as a slob... With lots of cavities

I'd buy mirrors but I'm sure they'd break
I take showers still you're sprawled
Far from proper, I'm a bum
Room is littered with seagulls
Sure, There's swagger that I lack
Your stomach churns whilst in my shack
Hearts aren't fluttering when I fart
Hair clogged my drains since it departs

I'll make you queasy when I'm single
Think it bites to be like me
I'm drinking sips of flat Pepsi
You're so appalled because I'm single
Since I'm covered all in fleas
No gears loose in my brain, I'm full of glee
Though the view might make you scream
Gross smears stuck on my plates, I haven't cleaned
This bathroom will turn you green
This year I'll get a maid to hear my pleas

My suite gets nasty... When I'm single
But it's such a vicious cycle
Dumped into a downward spiral
No one to love you when you're single
Don't think that I'm a freak!
My hand's the one relationship I'll keep!

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Peter Andersson - March 30, 2016 - Report this comment
This reminds me, I still got some Christmas cleaning to complete, and unfortunatelly I'm talking about the Christmas of 2013. BTW; security code's EEQ!
Rob Arndt - March 30, 2016 - Report this comment
Liked this one a lot. 555! I'm the opposite, however. I grew up in one of those houses where "Cleanliness is next to Godliness " and "Everything in its proper place!"
Abbott Skelding - April 01, 2016 - Report this comment
Heck, I've been in a relationship for almost 8 years now...I get lazy sometimes, but never like this! You gotta love a parody that ends on a masturbation joke haha. A lot of funny lines in here, and a perfect rhyme to match the OS. Well done!
Max Power - April 06, 2016 - Report this comment
Sounds like the life.
Blaydeman - April 19, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Less single, more just straight up slob. Lol! Blagh! Pretty gross, Matty, but fun nonetheless. The "pickle" line made me cringe though. Haha!
bobpiecheese - April 19, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) A few pacing quibbles in the middle, and there was a bit too much focus on the "slob" aspect of the life of a bachelor, but otherwise this was quite funny, especially that killer last line. 555!

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