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Song Parodies -> "Maturation (Stupid Freshmen)"

Original Song Title:

"Graduation (Friends Forever)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Vitamin C

Parody Song Title:

"Maturation (Stupid Freshmen)"

Parody Written by:

EmiLoca

The Lyrics

This song is ridden with inside jokes between my "stupid freshman" friends and I. This is a tribute to graduating from our first year of high school and realizing that we have no excuse to act immature anymore. Based on actual events...as one would infer from the above comments.
And so we talked all night about (well, I forget what)
Maybe it was politics or Jamie's butt
We're all thinking 'bout the things we've done
All agree, "Our freshman year was fun"
But when we leave this year we won't have an excuse
To be hanging out by the big box of refuse
And if we've got someone that we must insult
We better do it right now, cause next year we'll be too 'adult'
As our peers mature, to their fate we're bound
We're growing up, but maybe we'll find ways to grow down
And I keep thinking of that night in May
I didn't know how to drive (did it anyway)
And there were old Nerf guns
We'd run around, have fun
Go outside, think of stunts that we should try
We'd get so excited, jump off trampolines
Laughing at ourselves, such immature teens
(How fast do fractures heal?)

As we go on, I'll remember
Skinny dipping in December
And if we get jobs, marry rich men
We will still be stupid freshmen

Do you remember the time when we all double dated
('Twas the food we loved and the guys that we hated)
Will we still remember when our lungs got torn
Me with my oboe, you with your French horn
Will any of us ever find successful careers?
Will Jamie be a hit man, will she ever kill Britney Spears?
Until the future comes and takes its hold
We'll keep on acting like we're ten years old
("I'd like a Happy Meal...")

As we go on, I can predict
We'll re-enact all our antics
And as our lives change (Change? Come again?)
We will still be stupid freshmen

La, la, la, la; yeah, yeah, yeah
La, la, la, la, we will still be stupid freshmen

Will our immaturity run out and fade into black
Can we survive as adults, can we ever go back?
I guess I thought we'd always be amused
Don't want a future, I want my Velcro shoes
Will we still make those smoothies that defy cooking laws?
Will we be too 'adult' to use crazy straws?
I don't, don't wanna get a school degree
I'd rather stay home and watch MTV

As we go on, won't graduate
We'll play rugby on our ice skates
And as our bones crack, we will laugh when
People ask "Are you still freshmen?"

We'll be forty, acting thirteen
We'll win medals, maybe Prom Queen
And as our lives fade we'll keep our Zen
All our lives as stupid freshmen

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 13

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Vitamin D12 - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
emdear, there are three things wrong with this parody: 1. YOU skinny dipped in december...not "us" 2. YOU jumped off the trampoline...not "us". 3. YOU are not a freshman, so get over it. other than that, nice stuff. just dont drag us down with you when you gloat about your stupid jackass-type stunts.
EmiLoca - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Mhm. Glad the only comment I got is from the guy who calls me "emdear". Anyone else?
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
HOW ABOUT ME?! (surprise) I dare ask how old my bride-to-be is, but knowing how women lie about there age, will merely hope that my own immaturity will counter-balance any geriatricity. I REALLY liked this one, top stuff. I'm sure I will do one in a few months, referring to the jackass stunts we pulled in Sydney during our athletics trip. (Two storey buildings and piles of mattresses, the fun!!!)
EmiLoca - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
My explanation: from what I've experienced, the younger you seem, the more comments you get from people who are "impressed that you're only...this old". Yeah, guys. The act's over. Everyone can go home and feel lied to, betrayed, and possibly inclined to throw produce. In reality, I'm a s'more in denial. I'd rather not ask about your own jackass stunts, for once I hear of them I will most likely do them myself. D12? Yeah, that's right, YOU went skinny-dipping WITH me. You were the one who tried to stick me under the ice, remember? *throws snowball*
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
*gasps* You mean people have only been giving me 2s because they're impressed I'm only... this old?! Well, that's it! I won't take any more of your high-scoring pity- votes! I'ma smack you all-OWCH! Watch where you throw those snowballs! I've already got a lump from that tanty you threw back!
EmiLoca - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
*giggles* That snowball was for D12, but bad aim has always been a faithful friend of mine. Here's a funny yellow-colored one. *throw!*
Trish - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
That was the funniest s**t ever read..hahah..you guys are great! You completey made it perfect..lmao!!!
EmiLoca - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Trish, thanks! syabo!!! (sticks your ass back on)
monkeys and blue cheez r attacking me!!! - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
great parody lmfao my freinds dared me to go skinny dippin and i did in my neibors pool but he woke up and called the police i was in jail for a month god that sucked any i give u 3 5s
Tibbygirl aka Jamie - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
How the HECK did I manage to miss this one?!?!?!?! my BUTT!?!?!?! we do talk about that thing of beauty quite often, don't we......:). mmk and for y'alls information, i do SO want to be a hitman.....and kill Britney. Because she deserves to be tranquilized and thrown in a 4x4 steel cage and tossed in the bottom of Lake Titicaca. If you don't feel this way, go see her concert. Then you'll see the horror that I went through. Unless you're a guy, then by all means go see it. You'll love it. *gag*
EmiLoca - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Forgot to mention - two diff. Jamie's. Or did I already mention that? Because one is a BC Jamie, and the other is you. Yeah. Let's see...[insert witty comment here].
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
[This insert has a protective coating]
EmiLoca - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
*scrubs protective coating with Ajax* Yuck...I hate how this smells.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
[Coating is too protective to fall victim to foul-smelling laundry products]
EmiLoca - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
*flips through late-night, hour long infomercials to find a protective coat-penetrable substance, phone in hand*
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
*Revives EmiLoca from overexposure to the radiation emitting from the collagen-saturated cheeks of infomercial presenters* [Coating begin to mutate from its impenetrabel powers]
EmiLoca - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
*stares at mutating coating for a while, then adds special-effect lightning, dramatic chords on an organ and her own maniacal laughter...purely for effect*
Tibbygirl - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh.
JARLB - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Ahhh! It's hideous! The 'impenetrabel' mutating protective coating has morphed into a grotesque form of some sort! Run for your liv.... waaaaaiiiit a minute! TIBBYGIRL! Move out of the way!
Tibbygirl - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't appreciate your using of my physical appearance to entertain yourself, JARLB. You're just jealous.
EmiLoca - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I appreciate it. So long I'm not the one being "used".
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, you would be if I did have Mad-Eye Moody syndrome. Apparently I just woke up in one of those shakey-dome things whilst it was being shakey-domed.
EmiLoca - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
As long as we're making the least amount of sense possible..."Do you think this is, like, too little eyeshadow?"
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
*gaping* You want to get dressed after blatantly walking out from underneath your Invisibility Cloak to show me your eyeshadow?
Tibbygirl - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm thinking, like, maybe like, an inch more. (eyeshadow people, get your mind out of the gutter)
Mik - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
What stupid shit
Amanda - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
This is really good. Very funny also. :D

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