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Song Parodies -> "When I Call Collect"

Original Song Title:

"When I Call Your Name"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Vince Gill

Parody Song Title:

"When I Call Collect"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

My girl says I'm cheap,
Just why isn't known
I give her a ring,
Each day on the phone
She tells me she loves me,
A lie, I suspect
Cause nobody answers
When I Call Collect

Last week, on her birthday,
Some flowers seemed fine
Real nice dandilions,
I wrapped with a twine
Dined at McDonald's..
I splurged, what the heck..
Now, nobody answers
When I Call Collect

Oh, the only sound
is this phone dial toning
My quarters won't reject
From here in the rain,
I can't keep phoning
Cause, nobody answers
When I Call Collect

What a lonely sound
is this phone dial toning
No quarters will reject
I'm soaked from the rain,
and can't keep phoning
Why won't she answer
When I Call Collect?

Nobody answers
When I Call Collect....

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alvin rhodes - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
here, collect some fives
Kristof Robertson - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Here's $5.55, ya cheap bass turd. Don't spend it all at once......:-)
AFW - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...and thanks Kristof...for the gift that keeps on giving..cash!
Red Ant - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
What Kristof said.
AFW - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red

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