Song Parodies -> The Freshman Beatdown
| Original Song Title: | "The Freshman" |
| Original Performer: | Verve Pipe |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Freshman Beatdown" |
| Parody Written by: | S.T.G. |
Yes, they are dumb, they don't know anything.
We are the punks who rarely ever gave advice.
Now I'm guilt stricken, slamming the guy's head on the floor.
Make him smell my breath, fill his shoes full of rice.
I'm not held responsible.
I was punching his face.
I'll get myself a good attorney.
The guy wanted it in the first place.
For the grades on me, I cannto remember.
What made me think of givin' this guy mercy, never compromised.
For the grades on me, I cannot believe I'd get expelled for tradition.
We were beating freshmen.
My girlfriend took a week's vacation from this place of bore.
Her brother took a week's worth of Aspirin.
Now he's down stricken, sobbing cuz' I slammed his head on the floor.
Thinks about us now, and how he'll never walk again, he says.
I'm not held responsible.
I was punching his face.
I'll get myself a good attorney.
The guy wanted it in the first place.
For the grades on me, I cannto remember.
What made me think of givin' this guy mercy, never compromised.
For the grades on me, I cannot believe I'd get expelled for tradition.
We were beating freshmen.
We've tried to wash all the evidence.
Me and my girl have new relationships.
And now we're being beaten, by the senior jocks and nerds.
We got black eyes, when we got sucker-punched, oy vey!
I'm not held responsible.
I was punching his face.
I'll get myself a good attorney.
The guy wanted it in the first place.
For the grades on me, I cannto remember.
What made me think of givin' this guy mercy, never compromised.
For the grades on me, I cannot believe I'd get expelled for tradition.
We were beating freshmen.
For the grades on me, I cannto remember.
What made me think of givin' this guy mercy, never compromised.
For the grades on me, I cannot believe I'd get expelled for tradition.
We were beating freshmen.
We were beating freshmen.
We were beating freshmen.
We are the punks who rarely ever gave advice.
Now I'm guilt stricken, slamming the guy's head on the floor.
Make him smell my breath, fill his shoes full of rice.
I'm not held responsible.
I was punching his face.
I'll get myself a good attorney.
The guy wanted it in the first place.
For the grades on me, I cannto remember.
What made me think of givin' this guy mercy, never compromised.
For the grades on me, I cannot believe I'd get expelled for tradition.
We were beating freshmen.
My girlfriend took a week's vacation from this place of bore.
Her brother took a week's worth of Aspirin.
Now he's down stricken, sobbing cuz' I slammed his head on the floor.
Thinks about us now, and how he'll never walk again, he says.
I'm not held responsible.
I was punching his face.
I'll get myself a good attorney.
The guy wanted it in the first place.
For the grades on me, I cannto remember.
What made me think of givin' this guy mercy, never compromised.
For the grades on me, I cannot believe I'd get expelled for tradition.
We were beating freshmen.
We've tried to wash all the evidence.
Me and my girl have new relationships.
And now we're being beaten, by the senior jocks and nerds.
We got black eyes, when we got sucker-punched, oy vey!
I'm not held responsible.
I was punching his face.
I'll get myself a good attorney.
The guy wanted it in the first place.
For the grades on me, I cannto remember.
What made me think of givin' this guy mercy, never compromised.
For the grades on me, I cannot believe I'd get expelled for tradition.
We were beating freshmen.
For the grades on me, I cannto remember.
What made me think of givin' this guy mercy, never compromised.
For the grades on me, I cannot believe I'd get expelled for tradition.
We were beating freshmen.
We were beating freshmen.
We were beating freshmen.
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Hi i am a freshman at Robert E. Lee high school, and this song does not make me feel any better about being safe at my school. My school has earned such a bad reputation from people like you making a big deal out of something like this. So i just want to say this song is not appreciated by anyone.
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