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Song Parodies -> "Weezer"

Original Song Title:

"Seether"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Veruca Salt

Parody Song Title:

"Weezer"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

Weezer is the Blue Album
Pinkerton was Rivers Cuomo's ITunes
I tried to kick his ass
I tried to knock her down
I tried to buy some Mother's Milk, lol

Can't fight the Weezer (Weezer)
Can't fight the Weezer (Weezer)
Can't fight the Weezer (Weezer)
Can't fight the Weezer (Weezer)
Can't fight the Weezer
I can't seem to realize why Pinkerton is ill

Weezer is Rivers Cuomo's mob
Ever since that Mikey Welsh died of death
I tried to sing 'Buddy Holly'
I tried to sing 'In The Garage'
I tried to sing 'Undone The Sweater Song'
That was fine as wank, lol

Can't fight the Weezer
Can't fight the Weezer
Can't fight the Weezer
Can't fight the Weezer
Can't fight the Weezer

Childish, only small children do that nowadays
Socialism is making me
Looking like ten other girls
Why do that to my own Weezer

Can't fight the Weezer
Can't fight the Weezer
Can't fight the Weezer
Can't fight the Weezer
Can't fight the Weezer
Can't fight the Weezer
Can't fight the Weezer
Can't fight the Weezer
Can't fight the Weezer
Can't fight the Weezer
Can't fight the Weezer
Can't fight the Weezer
I can't seem to sing 'Across The Sea'

Can't fight the Weezer
Can't fight the Weezer
Can't fight the Weezer
Can't fight the Weezer
Can't fight the Weezer
Can't fight the Weezer
Can't fight the Weezer
Can't fight the Weezer
Can't fight the Weezer
Can't fight the Weezer
Can't fight the Weezer
I can't sing to myself 'Say It Ain't So'

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