Somewhere you smell feet
The smell comes wafting in
Oh and it's rising and making you gag
You never smelt like it
Unless you wore Skechers
Now you're green and you DO know why

But under work boots and sneakers
Inside the hi-tops that you used to wear
You howl and, sniffing,
Recognise Eau de Feta
Smells like a cheeseboard that's three days old

They're everything you want
They're everything you need
You put them inside your shoes, your feet won't smell like cheese
They take all the bad smells
And absorb them like tampax
But you still smell like feta and you don't know why

You waited for so long
So you could do gym class
You waited for so long to play basketball
But while you were changing
You took your shoes off
The stink evacuated the whole hall

They're everything you want
They're everything you need
You put them inside your shoes, your feet won't smell like cheese
They take all the bad smells
And absorb them like tampax
But you still smell like feta and you don't know why

But you'll just unwind
Your feet smell like rind
You have no friends and that's because
Your feet really stink
Now go see a shrink
He'll give you what you waited for

Somewhere you smell feet
It's the old nightmare
Oh and it's rising and making you gag
You never realised
That it's your own foot odour
Smells like a cheeseboard that's three days old

They're everything you want
They're everything you need
You put them inside your shoes, your feet won't smell like cheese
They take all the bad smells
And absorb them like tampax
But you still smell like feta and you don't know why