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Song Parodies -> "It's Dow 14000"

Original Song Title:

"We're Going to Ibiza"

Original Performer:

Vengaboys

Parody Song Title:

"It's Dow 14000"

Parody Written by:

CNBC's Biggest Gan

The Lyrics

I decided to write this song after seeing on CNBC today that the Dow Jones (the main US share index which tracks companies on the New York stock exchange) hit 14,000. Hope u enjoy it! "Money Honey" refers to CNBC's Maria Bartiromo and "Closing Bell" refers to her show (which is excellent BTW!)
Hello traders
This is Money Honey speaking
Welcone to the Closing Bell
After the bell we'll pump up the soundsystem
'cos it's Dow 14000!

I don't wanna lose my money
All my life
I'm gonna keep watching the shares
and sell sell sell
Turn on to CNBC
Shares are high
Up in NY

Whoah! It's Dow 14000!
Whoah! Back to the floor!
Whoah! We're gonna have a party
Whoah! In the NY stock exchange

I'm at home trading today
rather than at the exchange
I look at the stocks
And see NASDAQ go down the drain
Turn on to CNBC
Shares are high
Up in NY

Whoah! It's Dow 14000!
Whoah! Back to the floor!
Whoah! We're gonna have a party!
Whoah! In the NY stock exchange!

Ioh, Ioh, oh we oh
Ioh, Ioh, oh we oh
Ioh, Ioh, oh we oh
Ioh, Ioh, oh we oh

Far away was volatility
and the bear run
It;s really very nice to see
Dow up again
Turn on to CNBC
Shares are high
Up in NY

Whoah! It's Dow 14000!
Whoah! Back to the floor!
Whoah! We're gonna have a party!
Whoah! In the NY stock exchange!

Ioh, Ioh, oh we oh
Ioh, Ioh, oh we oh
Ioh, Ioh, oh we oh
Ioh, Ioh, oh we oh

Thank you for watching Closing Bell
This is the end of the trading day
As you can see the Dow is up
And the floor is waiting for you

Whoah! It's Dow 14000!
Whoah! Back to the floor!
Whoah! We're gonna have a party!
Whoah! In the NY stock exchange!

Whoah! It's Dow 14000!
Whoah! Back to the floor!
Whoah! We're gonna have a party!
Whoah! In the NY stock exchange!

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stuart mcarthur - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Viva la volatility! (not) - if only it can hold over 14000, CNBCBG - 555

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