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Song Parodies -> "Trix Are For Kids"

Original Song Title:

"Sex On The Beach"

Original Performer:

Venga Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Trix Are For Kids"

Parody Written by:

Queen Sluggy

The Lyrics

Trix Are For Kids

Oh we oh we oh
Why wont they
Why wont they
Why won't they go?
Oh we oh we oh
We're having it for breakfast today

Oh here they come, people!
This is the Trix rabbit talking upon the microphone
Yes, I know it's getting old
When they sing

I wanna have Trix. They're for kids
Come on get that rabbit
Trix are for kids
I wanna have Trix. They're for kids
For breakfast we must have it
Trix are for kids

I never ever gonna leave you alone
I'm this cereal's logo
There was a kid named Cindy
She said I was silly
They're coming from the left
They're coming from the right
So I better be prepared to fight
Running away
Through China and Spain
I'm running out of breath to sing

They come and
They come and
They come and go
No, this isn't much fun now
Just go a
Just go a
Just go away
I don't want to hear them say

I wanna have Trix. They're for kids
Come on everybody
Trix are for kids
I wanna have Trix. They're for kids
Come on get that bunny
Trix are for kids
And we are gonna have some today

Oh we oh we oh
But, I'm the logo, people
Oh we oh we oh
Get the talking rabbit
Oh we oh we oh
Oh we oh we oh
We're having Trix cereal today

I have an idea
I'll hide behind a tree, yeah
Yeah, those kids are sneaky
But I don't think they'll find me
Hey!
They come
Here they come
How'd they find me? Where'd I go wrong?
Jump in the ocean
Take a little swim
I don't want to here them sing

They come and
They come and
They come and go
This is really not fun now
Just go a
Just go a
Just go away
And now I can hear them sing

I wanna have Trix. They're for kids
Come on everybody
Trix are for kids
I wanna have Trix. They're for kids
What a silly bunny
Trix are for kids
Yeah, we're gonna have some today


They come and
They come and
They come and go
No, this isn't much fun now
Just go a
Just go a
Just go away
Fun, healthy way to start your day

There's flavors like the watermelon
Raspberry red and lemony lemon
Don't forget about wild-berry blue
Grapity purple and orange too

I wanna have Trix. They're for kids
Come on everybody
Trix are for kids
Leave me a
Leave me a
Leave me alone
I wanna have Trix. They're for kids
Come on everybody
Trix are for kids
Gonna get that rabbit this time
Oh we oh we oh
But I'm the logo, people
Oh we oh we oh
Come on, get the bunny
Oh we oh we oh
Oh we oh we oh
We're having Trix for breakfast today

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Iasoon Wijngaard - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent adaptation of a commercial (yet again...). Before you get in trouble with a parody cop, though, I should inform you that 'Sex On the Beach' was performed by T-Spoon, not by the Venga Boys. Both 'bands' were Dutch Neo-Eurodance of the mid-to-late nineties of the twentieth century. You are forgiven for your mistake.
Stephen Harrington - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but 555, I think it's very cute.
Queen Sluggy - June 15, 2006 - Report this comment
oh sh*t, sorry about that! i don't know my pop music... well, that's *my* first adaptation of a commercial =) thanx for the 555 =D
Coolio - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
This is very unfunny. Its unprofessional...its dorky. i dont really like it...it smells.

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