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Song Parodies -> "Heroes of the Bible! Theme Song"

Original Song Title:

"VeggieTales Theme Song"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Heroes of the Bible! Theme Song"

Parody Written by:

Robert Nawrocki

The Lyrics

''Once again, if you seen "Heroes of the Bible!", or nothing, enjoy this!''
Ok, Essie. It's time for the theme song.
Uh, yeah; Mordecai. What can I do now?
Hmmm... let's see. I know! You play the guitar.
But I don't have any hands.
Oh, you're right.
Okay, okay, you play this?
I don't wanna play that, I'll look silly.
Aw come on, it'll be fun.
Nope, not gonna do it.
It's for the kids.
Oh, okay. But they better not laugh.
Alright, better getting out there!
If you like to talk to tomatoes, if a squash can make you smile.
If you like to waltz with potatoes, up and down the produce aisle!
(clears throat) Excuse me.
Have we got a compliation for you!
Heroes of the Bible! (repeat x8)
Brocoli, celery, gotta be!
Heroes of the Bible!
Lima beans, collard greens, peachie keen!
Heroes of the Bible!
Cauliflower, sweet and sour, half an hour!
Heroes of the Bible!
There's never-ever-ever been a compliation like Heroes of the Bible!
There's never-ever-ever been a compliation like Heroes of the Bible!
It's time for Heroes of the Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiible!
Aaaaah! (look frightened)
copyright 2009 DreamWorks Music.

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Sean - July 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Why did u copy some other guys Parody
When u are scared - February 06, 2016 - Report this comment
When when u are scared it's ok calm down tell your parents what u are scared of we all get scared For example when God said to Noah there was a flood coming he was so scared but God didn't destroy him

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