-> "Heroes of the Bible! Theme Song"
Original Song Title:
"VeggieTales Theme Song"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Heroes of the Bible! Theme Song"
Parody Written by:
Phil Oslen
The Lyrics
Ok, Essie. It's time for the theme song.
Uh, yeah, Mordecai. What would I do now?
Hmmm... let's see. I know, you play the guitar.
But I don't have any hands.
Oh, you're right. Okay, okay, uh, you'd play this?
I don't wanna play that. I'll look silly!
Aw, come on. It'll be fun!
Nope, not gonna do it.
It's for the kids.
Oh, okay. But they'd better not laugh.
Alright, better getting out there!
If you like to talk to tomatoes,
if a squash can make you smile.
If you like to waltz with potatoes,
up and down the produce aisle!
Ahem. Excuse me.
Have we got a compliation for you!
Heroes of the Bible! (repeat x8)
Brocoli, celery, gotta be!
Heroes of the Bible!
Lima beans, collard greens, peachie keen!
Heroes of the Bible!
Cauliflower, sweet and sour, half an hour!
Heroes of the Bible!
There's never-ever-ever been a compliation like Heroes of the Bible!
There's never-ever-ever been a compliation like Heroes of the Bible!
It's time for Heroes of the Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiible!
Aah! (look frightened)
(laughter)
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