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Song Parodies -> "The Students Who Don't Do Anything"

Original Song Title:

"The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything"

Original Performer:

Veggietales

Parody Song Title:

"The Students Who Don't Do Anything"

Parody Written by:

Sweet Indigo

The Lyrics

We're the students who don't do anything
We just sit in halls and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We just tell you, "We don't do anything."

Oh, I've never been to lectures and I never write my essays
And if ever I read books I just forget them all next day
And I've never done revision and I never do my labwork
And I've never gotten up before midday

Cause we're the students who don't do anything
We just sit in halls and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We just tell you, "We don't do anything."

Oh, I've never had my hair cut and I've never bought deodorant
And the last time that I showered must have been around last May
And I've never done the housework and I've never washed the dishes
And I've never gotten up before midday

Cause we're the students who don't do anything
We just sit in halls and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We just tell you, "We don't do anything."

Oh, I've never been out drinking and I've never been out clubbing
And I've never marched through London in support of being gay
And I've never helped a fresher and I've never Fairly Traded
And I've never gotten up before midday

Cause we've never done our courses and we've never bothered trying
We'll just sit around in halls wasting our student loan away
And we'll never get good jobs now so we'll never be applying
And we never will get up before midday!

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Joelle - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
That's funny! And mostly true of a couple of friends....
Know 1 can hear you dream - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS: But some of my friends here at school are like that so I can relate. ;-)
Morgan - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Omg that's hilarious. You're really clever.
DL - August 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh, man! That's excellent! It would've also worked with the conversation after Student 3's random verse, kinda like this: Student 1: Huh?! What are you talking about?! What do drinking and parading through London have to do with being a student?! Student 2: Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about "student-y" things. Student 3: Oh. Student 1: And who's ever helped a fresher?! That's just NONSENSE! Why even bring it up?! Am I right? What do you think? Student 2: I think YOU look like Steve Urkel. Student 1: Huh? No I don't! Student 2: Do too. Student 1: Do not! Student 2: You're making me laugh. Student 1: That's it! You're getting a wedgie! Student 2: Says who? Student 1: Says ME, that's who! Student 2: Oh yeah? Ok, Urkel! *laughs* Student 1: GRRRR!! Student 2: YIPES!!
Taylor - May 16, 2010 - Report this comment
After their verse, it goes like this: Student 1: Who's got the remote control? Student 3: Here it is. Student 2: Time for BUNS! Student 1: It's definately time for lettuce. Student 2: Oh, I don't like that food. Student 3: Hey look, I found a dime!
Reuben - May 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Minnesota Cuke's tooth died, it fell out. Then it grew back.
Jason T. Conrad - July 14, 2010 - Report this comment
For the Relient K version, they say that instead of the conversation after Student 3's random verse kinda like this: Pirate's captain's log 2004, who'd be this band Relient K? We hang out very much and we make lots of lunch. We woke up before dinner. All we eat is Cool Ranch Dorito Chips. We don't smoke, chew, and we watch Sir Grape!
Michelle Francis Conrad - July 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Instead of saying "Pass the chips" for the Relient K version, they replaced it with this: Announcer: Ladies, lords and peasants, let's give 'em a hand! Ladies, Lords and Peasants: We're the students who don't do anything! We just sit in halls and lie around, and if you ask us to do anything; we just tell you "We don't do anything!" (x2)

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