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Song Parodies -> "His Reefer"

Original Song Title:

"His Cheeseburger"

Original Performer:

Veggie Tales

Parody Song Title:

"His Reefer"

Parody Written by:

Queen AmenRa

The Lyrics

He said to her, "I smoke the reefer,
And I snort some crack cocaine as well."
She said to him, "I do not do either."
And he asked her "Why not? What the h*ll?"
She said, "The crack would filthy my nose, now,
And the Mary Jane would screw with my brain."
He said, "Shut up, stupid! You make me angry!
But I've got a way to ease all my pain..."

He's got his reefer
His little reefer
He smo-okes you-oo
Yeah, he to-okes you-oo
Yeah, 'cause you're his reefer
His precious reefer
He smo-okes you-oo
Oh, he tokes you

And if the world suddenly ran out of weed,
He would get down on his hands and knees
To see if someone accidentally left their weed in the dirt
And he would dig it up for you!
Roll it up for you!
Light that dirty weed up just for YOU!!!
*whew* You are his ree-...fer.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   1

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Steve Parsons - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
When the first line is so off and not funny it deserves 1,1,1.
cdm331 - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I didnt think the first line was off. "Shut up, Stupid! You make me angry." Made me laugh. Cheeseburger is 3 syllables so you have to sing reefer with an extra e like ree-e-fer. 2,3,3
Rhoda Kaye - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I like it! It's funny! But you didn't do the whole song...>:o I give you 4,4,4
Agrimorfee - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I see you posted a thread complaining about how people complain about your pacing. I can only comment on this one, and 'Beauty & The Beast', because I don't remember the Skid Row Song. Hyphens don't mean much to anyone--if the song "demands" the right number of beats, you gotta just do it or it doesn't feel natural. Do you try singing (or humming) your finished work with a recording of the song? Keep practicing, no one's trying to pick on you here. :) I give you 434 here, just for picking on Veggietales--I can just picture that Spanish pear lighting one up!
Agrimorfee - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
As far as pacing, why not substitute "His Reefer" with "His Big Reefer"?
Veggie1aol - August 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny, but sub heck for hell. Swearing is not appriciated by veggie fans!
Sweetpea Beauty - May 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Boy, that song is getting shorter every week.

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