Song Parodies -> "Pretty When I'm Drunk"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty When You Cry"

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Original Performer:

"Pretty When I'm Drunk"

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The Lyrics

I'm not sure if anyone remembers this song, but I was bored so I figured what the hell. This is my very first parody on this site!

You're made of pure beauty, baby
You have perfect curves
But I can't tell that your stomach is like a water bed
I really want to kiss you baby
I really want to make out
I really want to make out
'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
And if you give me permission we can go into this room
I'm losing my inhibitons as well as my standards, oh yeah
I really want to touch you baby
I really want to grope you
I really want to grope you
'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
I really want to f**k you baby
I really want to f**k you
I really want to f**k you
'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
I didn't mean I love you baby
I didn't mean I love you
I didn't mean I love you
I was really, really drunk
We had sex, baby
I was drunk, baby
If you knew how much beer I had you'd choke on your gum
But when I'm liqoured up that much you look like Heidi Klum
I didn't want to have sex baby
I didn't want to f**k you baby
I was really really drunk
I had drank a lot of Jack
I was really really drunk
Please, please don't kick my ass

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