Yo, d-o-g, Let'skick it!
I got rabies, I gotrabies
All rite doc, here's what happened, so listen
I be a supporter for animal protection
some dog that follows me nightly
Walked right up and decided to bight me
What was the reason?-- I don't know
I was in pain and blood started to flow
To the extreme that dog started to beg
The little mutt got happy, and humped my leg
Dang, I started toweep,
a dog like that should be put to sleep
scared, when I started to yell
Dog ran away, probly went to hell
Love um or leave um, dogs can be mean
Take it from me, I know, I've seen
That dog's gotta problem, and I know how to solve it
I'ma get me a gun, and then I'm gunna shoot it
I got rabies, I gotrabies
I got rabies, I got rabies
When I got homefrom the doctor's place
My eyes were red and so was my face
I was sick as a dog, as a dog, no fakin
Threw up my eggs and threw up my bacon
I felt terrible so I got in bed
Wouldn't be surprised if I woke up dead
I dreamed, it all happened again
but this time, that mutt bit off my hand
grabbed, for my forty-five mag
and with no hesitation I capped that rag
The doggy go byebye, and no I did not cry
Did you stop? No -- I just kept fire'in
Kept on pursuing to the next shot
I busted a cap, and I a headed to the next shot
That dog was dead
Yo -- so Icontinued to 1-900-bust 1 more
I hope that mutt wasn't a jewish boaster
I made him eat led, and led ain't kosher 
Finally, I woke up in my bed
it was all a dream, no dog was dead
Still, still sick like a dog
foaming from the mouth and my head in a fog
Pills, that the doctor perscribed
I choked um down with some chicken that's fried
Spent, all night in the can
hugging the toilet just like a drunk man
I Didn't wake up until the next morning
I wasn't sick anymore, so I didn't need a warning
Went outside to get the paper at dawn
That's where I saw that dog, marking on my lawn
That dog's gotta problem, and I know how to solve it
I'ma get me a gun, and then I'm gunna shoot it
I got rabies, I got rabies
I got rabies, I got rabies?