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Song Parodies -> "Kick Out Amy Grant Right Now (from the GMA HOF)"

Original Song Title:

"Right Now"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Kick Out Amy Grant Right Now (from the GMA HOF)"

Parody Written by:

Edward Genereux

The Lyrics

Just when you thought I had badmouthed Amy Grant to the best of my ability--well, here I am again. I have tried for about a month now to get Amy Grant listeners to abandon her in favour of various Black Shirts Federation label artists (Twila Paris, Casting Crowns, Point of Grace, etc.).
(Long Piano Prelude)
Stanza I.
Don't want to wait 'til she's croakin'!
Why must we wait until next year?
Hurry up, Black Shirts, and listen
To this, which I order here!
Let's fight Miss Grant and her sponge minions,
Never stop until they eat our sand
And stop her ally Smitty right in his tracks!
Let's all go kick out Amy Grant...

Refrain.
Right now! or we can't do it!
RIght now! from gospel's Hall of Fame,
Right now! now's the time; now's the day!
Do it right here and now, or else it's a shame!

Stanza II.
Miss a step--we are all done for,
'Cos we'll be blown all away!
Tinky Winky's a-watching
Each and every step we take!
The more sponges killed, the merrier!
All we ask is Amy be banned!
It just won't be easy, but we'll do it!
Let's all go kick out Amy Grant...

(Refrain)

Bridge.
This is not a game...(right now!)
What are you waiting for?
Right now!

(Refrain)
Tag.
What's happening?
Right here and now!
Right now!
Right here and now!
Guys! what are you waiting for?
Let's kick Amy Grant!
I believe this is my 8th parody on this site. In fact, I'm not done yet with Amy Grant!

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Cheese Head - October 07, 2007 - Report this comment
You know, I like to read parodies... but not when all they are is an insult...

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