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Song Parodies -> "Fat Cow"

Original Song Title:

"Right Now"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Cow"

Parody Written by:

Mike Armstrong

The Lyrics

Dedicated to my favorite TV personalities...
Don't wanna wait for tomorrow,
Wanna watch her show today,
Dr. Phil can solve your problems,
Oprah, please don't go away!

So what, who cares, she gained a hundred,
Tabloids run to snap it up,
I thought she married Stedman... yesterday,
Only one, one thing I know for sure...

FAT COW!!
Hey, it's Oprah Winfrey
FAT COW!!
C'mon, eats everything...
FAT COW!!
It's her Slim Fast moment,
Lose weight right here and now...
She eats everything...

Rosie O' lost her talk show,
Closet slammed in her face,
Only liked by a fraction,
Lesbo star falls from grace...

She cuts her hair but not her gut,
She's in a league of her own,
Why get so big that you're embarrassed,
To be seen, seen when you're alone...

FAT COW!!
Hey, it's Rose O' Donnell,
FAT COW!!
C'mon, eats everything...
FAT COW!!
It's her Slim Fast moment,
Lose weight right here and now...
She eats everything...

What are you waiting for?!
Ohhh!!
FAT COW!!
FAT COW!!
Hey, it's Janet Reno,
FAT COW!!
C'mon eats everything...
FAT COW!!
It's her Slim Fast moment,
Lose weight right here and now...
She eats everything...
FAT COW!!

What's happening?!
FAT COW!!
FAT COW!!
Oh!!! Tell me,
What are you waiting for?!

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