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Song Parodies -> "Clap-On Light Song"

Original Song Title:

"Humans Being"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Clap-On Light Song"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

There is just enough light in here.
To make me see nothing, my dear.
Is that why company's see?
To help us see artificially.
I broke this, you'll break my lamp,
I'm in the dark, with all this crap.
Spread your products, like rabbits breeding.
Help us see artificially.

Clap-on, clap-off.
Clap-on, clap-off.

Some bright light, the product addicts.
The blindness in my eyes reflects.
Bumped my knee and I am screaming.
Got some light, artificially.

Clap-on, clap-off.
Clap-on, clap-off.

Arti.......
Artificially.
We're using it arti..., artificially.
That's what helps us,
Artificially!

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 9

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Lucas - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Twas a bit shit

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