Song Parodies -> Clap-On Light Song
| Original Song Title: | "Humans Being" |
| Original Performer: | Van Halen |
| Parody Song Title: | "Clap-On Light Song" |
| Parody Written by: | S.T.G. |
There is just enough light in here.
To make me see nothing, my dear.
Is that why company's see?
To help us see artificially.
I broke this, you'll break my lamp,
I'm in the dark, with all this crap.
Spread your products, like rabbits breeding.
Help us see artificially.
Clap-on, clap-off.
Clap-on, clap-off.
Some bright light, the product addicts.
The blindness in my eyes reflects.
Bumped my knee and I am screaming.
Got some light, artificially.
Clap-on, clap-off.
Clap-on, clap-off.
Arti.......
Artificially.
We're using it arti..., artificially.
That's what helps us,
Artificially!
To make me see nothing, my dear.
Is that why company's see?
To help us see artificially.
I broke this, you'll break my lamp,
I'm in the dark, with all this crap.
Spread your products, like rabbits breeding.
Help us see artificially.
Clap-on, clap-off.
Clap-on, clap-off.
Some bright light, the product addicts.
The blindness in my eyes reflects.
Bumped my knee and I am screaming.
Got some light, artificially.
Clap-on, clap-off.
Clap-on, clap-off.
Arti.......
Artificially.
We're using it arti..., artificially.
That's what helps us,
Artificially!
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Twas a bit shit
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