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Song Parodies -> "You Got Too Fat"

Original Song Title:

"You Got It Bad"

Original Performer:

Usher

Parody Song Title:

"You Got Too Fat"

Parody Written by:

Charlie Hix

The Lyrics

When I look in the pantry,
I know exactly who;
was the one,who went
and eat all of my food
your always hungry and
everyday you grow
Your eating me out of
house and home

Everyday I go to town
and tomarrow no food
will be found
Its no mystery to why you have grown
If youd'e look at yourself than youd'e
know maybe...

CHORUS:
You got, you got too fat
all the food is gone
you never heard of the
word light fat
You got, you got too fat
you can't miss a day without
something from a
Mickey D's bag
You know you got too fat
when your stuck in the house
youv'e been eating glazed buns
Their all you think about
You got too fat
when you only need one,but
you keep all the rest for yourself
You got too fat

Milk and cookies
you love em'
and this i know
Cause when your sweating
creame comes out of your pores
All the honey,candy bars
(you done eat it all yeah)
all that cotton candy
(and those bear claws)
Its impossible to feed you girl
I want you to know
I can't afford you
All the neighbors don't know
whats going on
When a Kroger truck pulls up
on my front lawn
Cause you need gravy
chocolate swirl
you could of just feed the world
baby say chocolate swirl
with some gravy
You won't let me even open the can
See when you walk you
start shaking the ground
And tomarrow no food
will be found
You need to give yourself
some time to breath
But you eat constantly

CHORUS:Repeat(2)




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Scrawny Johnny - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh man!! "cream comes out your pores"....genius! This whole parody made my bust my gut! However, I'm "Scrawny" Johnny, so I virtually have no gut to bust...hmm...
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